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So, I'm starting a scripted podcast similar to WTNV and I need some ideas. So, I'll be doing something like that here, you can call in and talk to the Narrator.

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The Radio: the radio crackles and a purring voice begins to lift through the speakers.
Voice: Good morning or afternoon, who am I to judge. Welcome to our wonderful radio show known by many names and still completely unnamed. I am your host, the Narrator. You are welcome to call in at any time.