Family Dinners (Closed)

Are you going to watch it?//

(beep)

(I hope so. Hello Operator-chan! [By the way, the lemon's getting steamy. lol.])

Do I want to know?//

(Not unless you wanna stalk it!)

No. My aromantic ass cant handle it.//

(Umm What’s going on now? (Was watching a video about how 2,000 Italians died over a bucket.))

(Heh. Yeah. When I first read a piece of lemon I honestly wanted to stab my eyes out like Oedipus.)

Nope! On my school laptop//

(._. What.)

I dunno..//

(Oooooookay then.)

Im just watching anime//

(I just realized. …poor Keri is right next door. O_O)

Oh, poor poor keri//

(PFFFFFFFFF)

(That’s what she gets for trying to blackmail. Karma’s a bitch.)

Sym isn't even trying to blackmail them, he's just being a awkward brother.//

(Oh my god Emi. Zero fucking chill.)

(Oh my god Emi. Zero fucking chill.)

(No chill at 1:30 AM. Chill is gone.)

I hae a speech to write for tomorrow.//

ya wanna hear it?//

(Go for it.
Sam is sleeping on top of me, and I am honestly really tired.)

(No, seriously though, Keri was trying to blackmail and Karma's a bitch. Two true facts. Let's just hope she doesn't gather blackmail of that.)

(No, seriously though, Keri was trying to blackmail and Karma's a bitch. Two true facts. Let's just hope she doesn't gather blackmail of that.)

(Honestly it’d be a mistake if she did. No one wants to hear stuff like that…)

Black Mamba’s have been dubbed the world’s most “Deadly Snake” when in fact the snake’s scientific name is Dendroaspis polylepis. Though this snake’s name is Black Mamba, the color varies from grey to olive and brown. The only black part is the mouth. These snakes tend to be about 2 to 4.5 meters in length, their diet consists of small mammals and birds. Black Mambas live in northern South Africa up to Senegal, preferring to live Savannahs and woodlands. The reason they are named “The World's Deadliest Snake” is their venom. The snake's venom is a potent cocktail containing the neurotoxin dendrotoxin, cardiotoxins, and muscle-contracting fasciculins. Early symptoms of a bite include headache, a metallic taste, excessive salivation and perspiration, and a tingling sensation. When bitten, a person collapses in under 45 minutes and can die within 7 to 15 hours. The ultimate cause of death includes respiratory failure, asphyxiation, and circulatory collapse. Before antivenom was available, the mortality from a black mamba bite was nearly 100%. Although rare, there are cases of survival without treatment.Bites are uncommon because the snake avoids humans, isn't aggressive, and doesn't defend its lair. First aid includes application of pressure or a tourniquet to slow the progression of the venom, followed by administration of antivenom. In rural areas, antivenom may be unavailable, so deaths still occur.

Theres my speech//

I scared everyone away..

(I am reading, standby.)

(It’s very fact heavy, but pretty good.)