I am lonely.
1v1 me m8
Hello
How has your day been, good squire
Pretty lit, fam. Played dnd yesterday. Moy bien, et to? (Very good, and you? if I did it right lol)
Yeah, bought a nice leather jacket, sure I look crappy in it but it looks cool in my wardrobe. Anything cool happen in the dnd?
Well, our cleric fell into the water with a kraken and we haven't figured out how to save him yet. Also, an animal tried to kill us, so we killed it, but then the cleric brought it back to life and I proceeded to get a 21 to tame it and name it Kevin.
Kevin sounds like a lad, very good boy.
Very gud boi. He's a kein, which is a creature my group created that's like a wolf but it has like, armadillo armor type scales n stuff
I also tamed a rock elemental named George but our DM blew him up…
George, poor child. Did you have a funeral for him?
In my mind. We were kinda busy not getting destroyed by orcs lmao. But, for a time, I technically had a pet rock
I had a pet rock that I carried back from the beach, his name was Tod.
Sounds like a pretty lit rock. I also bought a mastiff for a mount so that I can ride a dog into a sunset and my dwarf friend was injured. He suggested that I put him onto the dog. I checked to see how much the dog can carry. 195 pounds. His character is 200. I started laughing as I realized he was too fat for my dog to help him.
me.
Lol. I'm just like bro he cant carry you you're too fat. He's the cleric too, and we couldn't heal him bc our characters didn't know how lmao
what happened then? he die?
Nah we just took a long rest after we killed the giant spiders and he was fine. He was pretty bitter that he didn't get any xp tho
aw, poor fat dwarf
yeah my character's 4'1", 70 pounds so like she's almost a small character lol
is she a child? is she 2?
no lmao she's 18. Wood elf
did she skip growing?
No, elves are smaller than people. it says the height for elves ranges from just about six feet tall to well under five feet, so… she's a foot shorter than I am, so I took off approximately 15 pounds
you small child, 4"2, did you skip growing?
I'm 5'1" cough excuse me. I'm not done growing yet lol, but at the very tallest (which is unlikely tbh) I'll be 5'6"
Oh, sorry, but you reach for the sky and become 9"3, I believe in you.
break some record, idk. It's always dangerous for me to go anywhere with animals bc I'll be like OMG I WANT ONE
I KNOW. i really want a dog but since im in rented i cant.
rip. Like, in dnd, I'm the kind of person that would just spontaneously buy a pony when we go to a village