7 Deadly Sins... kinda (CLOSED)

"Can I?!?!" He looks at him happily.

"I can it make it myself thank you very much," Pride retorted, "If you aren't up for it that is."

Greed laughed and turned to Sloth. "Will I be served your food? Or should I assume that you won't?"

"The next person who says anything bad about my food can starve for all I care."

"Or I'll cook!" He gives them an evil grin.

Pride burst out laughing, "Or I could? I'm not that bad guys."

Sloth grinned at Wrath & stepped too the side to let him into the kitchen. "Be my guest! And Pride last time I let you in you tried to poison me."

"Yay!" He hugs sloth and steps into the kitchen.

"HAVE FUN!"

"Sloth no," Pride scowled, "If you're not cooking I'll do it."

"Pride, you put one foot inside that kitchen I'm slapping you." Glared Sloth

"It's not like you'll die. Plus Gluttony will eat it."

Pride gave him a smirk, "Oh yeah, try and stop me."

She began to make her way into the kitchen, "Also Gluttony will eat anything."

"Why don't you trust me. All I need Is a few lessons." He crossed his arms.

"I'm warning you Pride." Sloth stepped right in front of her, blocking her way."And Wrath I'll be happy to teach you how to cook… at some point."

Pride side stepped around him, "Yeah he's never going to. I can help though."

"…LET THE NEW GIRL DECIDE!" He said cheerfully.

Sloth spins around & slaps Pride on the back of her head as hard as he can.

Pride didn't even flinch, "Did a fly just hit me or something? Or was that the breeze."

"WHY YOU!!!" Sloth jumps right on top of Pride in anger.

Wrath just exits. "They'll be a while…"

Greed laughed. "So Sloth finally gets into a fight that's not with me! Quite amusing, to say the least."

"YOU'RE NEXT GREED, AHH!!!"

Pride was just laughing standing like a rock, "I'm pride! It takes more than a little fly like you to topple me."

"…I'm going to my room" He goes upstairs to his room.

(Mind my language)
"YOU BITCH!!!" Sloth screams at the top of his lungs & tries to bite Pride.

Pride went ethereal to avoid being bit, "Jesus Sloth. Calm yourself."

"DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU CHERRY-TOP!!!"

"Okay, Sloth. I think we all get the point. Plus-and I say this for all of us-your cooking is top-notch." Greed smiled genuinely and found his way to the living room, where he sat down.

Pride nodded, "Yeah. So take a chill pill and be gay."