Cafe MindShaker

(matt can try i mean he's a super human and all but idk where he is compared to where michael is)

(Michael messed up and closed the door and he doesn't know where it is, so he figured trying to break a hole in the parallel was a good idea and ended up nyooming across like 3 village blocks)

(oh my goodness)

(Michael the narcoleptic, idiot whale back at it again)

(I'm not sure what to do rn because I have no idea how I'm going to make Asura escape from drowning in blood. Maybe I'll just kill him again.)

(maybe the way out could be hidden in the blood?)

(Hola I back)
"Sure," Mozos said, grabbing MIchaels back fin and unpinning it." Better or…"

(yeah that's what I was thinking. But also I don't know where the fuck he's going to end up after he escapes)

"Yeah, just, uh. Move out of the way a moment?'

"Yep." Mozos said, jumping back.

Michael rolled himself over, careful not to accidentally squish Mozos. "I hate this form," he muttered

(just bumping this back up to the first page bc I don't want this to die)

(K)
"Well, you still look pretty cool… ish." Mozos said, look at the details of the skeleton ghost whale.

"No, I look weird. And scary," Michael insisted

" That means you'd make a fine demon." Mozos replied.

(wait what if I kill Asura two more times, so Maudie holds him in the cafe and doesn't let him escape?)

(no wait no more torturing Asura) Michael groaned. "Exactly! I'm supposed to look nice and friendly, not like something that would eat my own citizens!"

(yeah stop torturing Asura lol. ….why are we all torturing our characters…?)

(because we are all angst lords)

(Hmmm… you could do that, but I think everybody would end up staying in the cafe with him.)
"See, but you look scary enough that actual demons would think twice about attacking your people."

(yeah lol. Ohana means family, m'kay?)

"Thanks," Michael huffed. "At least my true form doesn't look as terrifying as Cassiel's. But they've got it going for them I suppose. Goes with the whole 'being of great healing' vibe."

(It one of the key elements of being a writer, like funny jokes, or researching a subject for a book that ends in a federal raid…)

(lol. I still might do it, I need to let out my angst somehow)

(Michael will ram his face into another wall to save Asura lol)

"See, you didn't even get dealt the worst hand." Mozos said.

(don't do that no breaking faces please)

(not Asura! torture Lavender instead!)

Lavender's eyes flew open. "Wh–where am I." Then she saw the giant whale-demon and almost screamed.

(he's got a skull for a face he'll live) "But I created him though!" Michael complained. "Ugh. I shouldn't even be bothering you with this. You probably have worse problems."

(no Lavender is a cinnamon roll don't do that! Asura deserves it way more than small child Lavender does)