CAN I SuMMON THE GAYS REAL QUICK

(first of all cryptid your art is the greatest thing, second of all y'all kinky little shits for wanting to fuck a pizza)

And thank you!!! And admit you want to fuck the pizza

//ohmygod I just had a horrible thought
breadsticks as a dildo whathaveidone

You have done a great deed. Be proud my good dude

(what kind of pizza would you want to be fucked by tho? pepperoni? margarita? the possibilities are endless)

Oh my god no

(Yes you get it)

(why the fuck. what the fuck. whomst the fuck. why must you ruin pizza for me)

(also cryptid I followed your gorgeous art on tumblr so do what u will with that information)

(also cryptid I followed your gorgeous art on tumblr so do what u will with that information)

aww thank you!!!What's your username??)

(coffee-and-coughdrops)

(lol I haven't been on Tumblr in a while)

(Holy shit your art is amazing and I love it!! May I ask for it's hand in marriage?)

(I'm barely on lol. also did I show u the speedpaint I finished last week? https://drive.google.com/open?id=1ueAavp0vq2RzXeBKUIiNZv_vCc7DLozv )

(Holy shit your art is amazing and I love it!! May I ask for it's hand in marriage?)

(hfhdhksksfkhdlkdd th a nk)

(Holy shit your art is amazing and I love it!! May I ask for it's hand in marriage?)

(hfhdhksksfkhdlkdd th a nk)

(IT'S THE TRUTH AND WE SHOULD SAY IT)

(DUDE THAT LOOKS SO COOL!!)

(distant screeching while covering face with hands)

(YOUR ART IS BEAUTIFUL DUDE YOU DESERVE IT)

(fjshsdhfaklshfdkHSHKDSFHLSK)

(lol)

(OK BUT GAYS-WHAT DND CLASS WOULD YOUR CHARACTERS ALL BE??)

(I've only got one character and he's a dumbass rogue with no stealth points. I put them all in charisma so he can shout at his enemies and they just kinda…do what he says)

(no idea because I know nothing about dnd)

(no idea because I know nothing about dnd)

(God I wish that were me)

(I've only got one character and he's a dumbass rogue with no stealth points. I put them all in charisma so he can shout at his enemies and they just kinda…do what he says)

(fddjhddfjfsofkf i love him)

(I'm the dm for the game I'm playing which is my first so dgfueihddkjd)

(I still haven't played with Chanceler yet but I do have him drawn in a notebook somewhere)

(Who's Chanceler also I love them already)

(when're'y'all starting the rp?)

(whenever. You all know who asura is btw, right?)

(Chancler's my dumbass gargoyle rogue who yells at everything lol. also idk when we're starting the rp)