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(Don't mind me, just your friendly neighbor stalker)

(tips hat G'day to ya)

(Oh gosh, is your brain tired?)

(My brain is quite fatigued brotherin. And yours?)

(Don't mind me, just your friendly neighbor stalker)

(we will protecc)

(Tis very hot where I live and my brain is like please no and my body is like please no and i am like please no. Can you tell I prefer winter yet?)

(Oh boy I sure as hell can tell. Would you like to begin rping?)

(Don't mind me, just your friendly neighbor stalker)

(we will protecc)

(Thx)

(Don't mind, do you want to do the starter or shall I?)

(I mean you could. Im kinda bad at starting)

(Same but here it goes)
Xanthus lazed on the couch, his laptop open and on his lap. He went on notebook.ai and clicked on to a thread named 'One on one cuz i'm freaking bored (CLOSED)' (How very meta of me, dang). He went back to the forum page and reloaded the site. He sighed and clicked off of it, opting to browse Amazon instead.

Chloe clicked the key in the lock and opened the door, "Hey, what's up?" she asked, placing the groceries on the kicthen island

"Not much," He said, standing up and plopping his laptop on the couch. He walked into the kitchen and started to pack away the groceries,, "What about you?"

"Guys tried to get my number, at a grocery store " she sighed, rolling her eyes

"Undignified beasts," He said seriously with jokey intentions, "I must slay them for even looking in her highnesses general direction."

"I know right!" she replied, smiling. She sat down on the couch when he was just sitting and turned on Netflix, "I'm happy that the exams for this year are done" she sighed

"Yes, thank the lord," He said, he finished putting away the groceries, "How do you think you did?"

"I think I did perfectly, you?" she replied, readjusting her glasses

"Probably failed all of them," He said, rubbing his face. He got himself a glass of water, "Want one?" He asked, indicating to the glass.

"Why not, water is good for flushing out toxins" she added, fixing her attention on her cardiology book

He filled another glass and walked over to Chloe, he handed the glass to her before plopping down next to her, moving his laptop back onto his lap. He looked over her shoulder at her book, "Riveting, that looks absolutely fascinating," He said sarcastically.

"I don't find sarcasm very appeasing coming from you" she sighed, flicking his arm playfully

"Apologies M'lady," He smirked, "I hadn't realised that her majesty was so adverse to the subtle humour of sarcasm, however now that I have knowledge of her discontent I shall advert from using it at all, except I won't." He continued strolling through Amazon.

Chloe leaned over his lap and pressed the 'exit all' button, "Sir" she giggled, sitting back and rolling her eyes playfully

He turned to her, eyes wide with betrayal, mouth opened with shock, "Rude," He said simply, turning back to his laptop and trying to open everything he had open.

"Me? Rude? Never" she replied, taking a sip from her water

"And if you are going to re-open the tabs use the short cut!" she replied, leaning over his lap again and pressing a few buttons to open his tabs again

"Thank you, but I wouldn't need your help if someone, who will remain nameless, didn't close them, to begin with," He playfully nudged her, "wonder who that nameless person could be."

"Oh my od I wonder how we'll figure this out" she replied, rolling her eyes

"Truly a mystery," He said, taking a sip, looking at Chloe from over the glass.

(I got to go)