FAM JAM [HELLA CLOSED BUT WE LOVE STALKERS]

(we're in the smol house so yee)

//ok kewl lemme reread the last page so i know what he’s walking in on :)

Cato (?) walked in, still half-asleep and rubbing his eyes, his disheveled hair sticking up in all directions. He thought that everyone would be doing sensible things, like eating or watching TV or something. Instead, he found them all shipping someone, because someone killed a spider. “What the-“

Tomas pipes up "nothing happened…"

“Are you absolutely sure?” Cato asked, understandably a bit skeptical.

//ok we should stop now Sly said to wait

(yeah, still though we had to get you in the story)

//tru lol

I’m at camp again today

So uh

They dont let me check my phone

Unless i hide in the bathroom

But then i feel kinda bad

So just fyi

I wont be on til like 6 pm pacific

(Hey kids

shoot)

(Hey Dad.)

(Hey girly)

(heya dad)

(Son)

(i read that like you're disappointed at me… why is that so funny XD)

(dramatic sigh sON)

(lol)

(cALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME)

(XD)

(but i am his son… he be meh snek dad)

(lol that was a fandom reference my boy)

(oh.. oops)

(you're fine my son)

(Danke Vater)

(I just read that as Darth Vader with a nasally voice lol)

(it means 'thanks dad' you were close enough)

(Oooohhhhh

I also saw Dank Father and I was like Hell yeah I am)

(that you is)

(Hello crackers lez get this going shall we?)

(I am a cracker.)

(A cute cracker
I gtg sorry y'all)