Fork Cult ROleplay! Closed to all accept members of the ESTEEMED Fork Cult!

(i want to joint but i don't know what's going on and i have a feeling i'll fork it up.)

(You can control the SPORK! PERFECCT!!! That's how you'll be able to get a hang of things!)

(Stan can you be Jay or Swe? I'll take whoever you don't want.)

(…what?)

(It's a spoon/fork monster. like a dragon or something, just a spork.)

(Stan can you be Jay or Swe? I'll take whoever you don't want.)

(I'll be Swe, Fire you be the giant Spork they'll be fighting)

(cool… what can i do?)

(Be dangerous and sporky)

(got it)

(We ready to start the final battle?)

Jonothan smiles. "Would the contestants please enter the area where they will be fighting the spork!" (I'm gonna go yell at Anime to get their booty over here)

Connie walked down the steps and a few feet away from the arena. A screeching noise came from the arena as it was lowered to where the beast was held.The ropes and poles were removed and all that was left was stone and a large door where the Spork would be. Jay and Swe stood beside her, preparing to enter the pit.

Jay felt great about this. Just thinking of the prize made him almost burst with excitement. "May the best man win." He nodded to Connie and Swe.

Swe barely grinned at him as she walked determinedly into the arena.

She stood no chance against Connie. Jay was just being the idiot he always was.

the spork stumbled into the arena and screeched again, standing at about 10 feet tall and horribly disfigured (this ok?)

"Ooh! This is getting exciting!" Old man Addictus chuckled as he stroked his drop dead ugly owl. "Did you know that the reason Sporks are so dangerous is because their metallic skin is made by melting shredded dragon scales. Necromancers love using them for creating sporks. "
(Sorry I'm not replying quickly guys. I'm cooking dinner outside on our BBQ pit and it's hard to get wifi here)

(I ship Jay and Swe now)
Connie followed Swe down the stairs as a spiked fence rose behind them. This was it, the moment she was training for her whole life, she had to win!

Jay smirked. He was gonna win with ease, it's only a spoon! He saw that look Swe gave him.
She thinks I'm an idiot! Jay laughed. We'll see when i win!

the spork stumbled into the arena and screeched again, standing at about 10 feet tall and horribly disfigured (this ok?)

(wait until they're down there, the gate will be lifted, then you can attack)

(sorry i misread some stuff i thought the gate was already up)

(sorry i misread some stuff i thought the gate was already up)

(it's alright! :)..)

Swe sighed at the look of significance on Jay's stupid, stupid face. Did he not know that Connie was in terms with M??? THE GOD/SATAN OF FORKS? Swe couldn't trust Connie with her life. She expected hardcore foul-play in this battle.

(omg lmao)
Connie gripped her trident in her hand tightly, her knuckles turning white while they descended. The arena was only a few steps from them now. Connie followed Swe's lead and stepped into the arena. She was so scared. A loud clank sounded behind her, a gate slammed shut over the exit.
She was going to lose.

Jay watched the gate crank open excitedly, his green eyes gleaming. This will be fun!

Swe looked at the awaiting cage. Inside, didn't really scare her. A giant spork?

(now the 10 foot hulking monstrosity enters the arena?)

(Yus)

"Release the beast!" Jonothan's loud voice rung out.

the hulking disfigured monster stumbled into the arena and screeched again

Addictus did stuff and watched.

Connie glared at it. She's seen worse. She ran to it's right flank and launched herself at it. Stabbing at it's flesh.

Jay gawked at Connie. She launched herself right at it! He ran to get his part of the action.
"Sooo." Jay spun his trident around and slashed at it's legs. "How about after i win we go get something to eat together, Swe?" He smirked.

(Bruh, Anime, are you kidding me xD)

Swe ignored Jay as she surveyed the monster with her careful brown eyes. It was tall, yes, but with the other two's assistance, she could leap up on it's back and possibly take it's wings out.

the wound didn't seem to bother the beast and in fact when the wound was make it began to heal instantly, it reeled back and knocked the wind out of jay.