Gay Bar Because Why Not

Asura unbuttoned the top two buttons of his shirt, smiling at Sam. "My turn," he said, smiling and beginning to move to the music.

(it's cool lol)

(what song ya gonna use?)

(idk?? whatever is playing??? i thought we agreed on panic at the disco)

(well Sam just did Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time so…I thought you were gonna pick another song?)

(oh… uh… can you pick one for me i can't recall the titles of like any of their songs)

(um…you could do Lone Digger?)

(thats a great song but i dont think thats a p!atd song. thought it was a song by caravan palace.)

(well I can't think of any dance songs by p!atd so I was just throwing that out there)

(okay. also i'm hungry as hell right now so im going to have to shimmy away for a bit)

(ok have fun with that)

(thank you my good sir)

(oh you could do Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have for your song)

(I forgot how that one goes but okay)

(just put it on on youtube while you type or something. I thought it'd be fitting for Asura lol)

(okay I will later. gimme a few hours and I'll be ready to do the roleplay but I don't think I currently have enough focus for that.)

(fair point)

(honestly right now all i want to do is flop over and sleep.)

(that would be a good thing to do)

(yeah)

Asura shimmied over to Sam, somehow making it seem sexual.

(oh my god) Sam leaned back a little in his chair, smiling as he took another sip of vodka. He gave Asura a little wink as he danced

(ahahahaha this is going to be terrible)
He unbuttoned the rest of his shirt, leaving it open as he swayed his hips and smirked at Samandriel. He walked up and leaned towards him, stopping his movements for a moment to speak. "You know, this would be a lot better if I had a pole, or somebody who was willing to receive a lap dance."

Sam grinned. "Done." He snapped his fingers, and the lights on the stage came on again. A pole was now on the stage that wasn't there before

Asura glanced over, then smiled at Sam. "Perfect," he said, swinging himself upstage in a smooth motion and grabbing the pole. He turned toward his audience, dancing slowly. A better love deserving of exchanging heat body heat in the passenger seat. No, no, no, you know it will always just be me.

Sam whistled, grinning as he finished his third bottle of vodka

Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster! Asura swung himself up onto the pole, wrapping both legs around it while holding himself up with one arm. He stayed like that for a moment before spiraling back down to the bottom of the pole, swinging his body around it. He locked eyes with Sam and winked, taking the rest of his shirt off.

(why did we ever think drunk Sam+stripper Asura was a good idea lmao) Sam chuckled. Showing up to the bar was a fantastic idea after all

(I never thought it was a good idea but I decided to go through with it anyway)

Matt stood up and started clapping and cheering. He took a long swig, emptying his mug of rum and whistled as he walked up to the stage.