"Sober is for losers. I've been drunk all night and don't plan on stopping now," Bastian said before snatching the jug of vodka from earlier and taking a large swig
*Lights cigarette* "Hey kid, want some Adorable Supernatural Ships? (Closed)
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Selena elbowed Bastian in the side. "I'm pretty sure he's saying he wants to leave here and have sex with you, Bas." She whispered to him as an explanation.
Bastian's eyes widened. Like an idiot, he looked back and forth between Tobias and Yeon, the latter of which he was now upside down in front of and trying to subtly stare at his crotch. "Well, fuck me," he muttered
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"idiots all of them" he muttered
"agreed"
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Yeon arched a brow at Bastian expectantly before picking up his refilled glass and taking a long drink of it. He was planning on getting plastered before he started flirting.
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yo firebrand wanna ship our characters together?//
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"No." Tobias said. "I was literally asking him if he was OK being this drunk." Tobias replied.
"What if I fuck one and then the other? Is that an option?" Bastian asked, still not-so-subtly staring at Yeon's crotch. "Because I owe Yoen some apology fucking and Tobias is hot and has two people in one person."
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Tobias laughed, almost falling out of his chair.
"I also make really good coffee."
yo firebrand wanna ship our characters together?//
(yes)
"And coffee! He makes coffee, I like coffee," Bastian called, pointing at Tobias for a moment
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(This is legitimately funny. I wish life were like this RP.)
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"marcus you wanna go watch a movie or something anywehre but here?"
Selena looked over at Tobias, then Bastian, and then Yeon. "Do you want me to take him away from you?" She asked him.
"marcus you wanna go watch a movie or something anywehre but here?"
"i'd love too." marcus said with pure relief in his voice
(honestly I rarely ever get to use full on canon chaotic Bastian so I'm probably abusing that right now lmao)
"No! Don't take him away!" Bastian complained before reaching for Yeon. The only problem was that he was still upside down and hanging off the counter, so when he wrapped his arms around Yeon's waist it caused him to pretty much shove his face in Yeon's upper thigh
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(Does Selena ship Bas and Tobias?)
(lmao Bastian is just over here like "I can't DECIDE")
(lol)
"Bas," Selena said, eyeing him. "I was asking Yeon if he wanted me to take you away. Stop shoving your face up his crotch."
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“Good god, Bastian, you’re so needy,” Yeon pointed out when he was grabbed on to. He didn’t really make any move to shove Bastian off though, knowing that he would probably just grab on again.
(Does Selena ship Bas and Tobias?)
(Selena honestly couldn't care less about who her friend sleeps with, but she's still trying to stop him from doing whatever he's doing at the moment to Yeon because she's slightly concerned for Yeon's well being))
"He's got a nice crotch though," Bastian commented absently, still gripping Yeon pretty tightly
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"lets go, like now. there are to manny weirdos here" he says getting up
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like rn//
Marcus got up and quickly followed Teo "since i'm still buzzed, you want to drive? or we can just teleport there."
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"He's got a nice crotch though," Bastian commented absently, still gripping Yeon pretty tightly
“I won’t argue with him on that one, I do have a great crotch,” Yeon pointed out, laughing at himself a bit.
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"teleport" he dicided "its faster"
"Do you want me to remove him from you or not, then?" Selena asked, leaning against the table.
"ok." he shrugged "lets go."