OH MY GOSH IS THAT A ROLEPLAY I THINK I JUST SAW A ROLEPLAY!!!! (Private RP with @ScarletAndHerSides) [CLOSED]

“At least it’s not trying to kill you!”

Gerard chuckled. "You can't be sure."

Lucille laughed darkly, “Hey you guys wanna know about the time I dissected a snake?”

"NO!"
"NUH UH!"

“Okay, so, first we had to look at the dead snake. Like we had to locate and detail everything we could see on the outside.”

"LUCILLE EVERDEENS I SAID NO!"

“I never even actually dissected a snake.”

"Then why did you say you did?" Tyson groaned.

“Because I watched someone dissect a worm.”

"That's. Not. A SNAKE!"

Lucille shrugged, “If I changed a little, it could sound like a snake.”

"True. WAIT LOOK OUT." He skidded to a halt, jerking Lucille back with him.

“What?” Lucille blinked.

Tyson fell back onto the ice. "Rory!"
The giant snake looked up, water dripping from it's snout.
"You put a giant hole in the ice!"

“Holy cows, woah there.”

Rory groaned.
Gerard rolled his eyes. "He said he's sorry."

“Why’s he doing what he’s doing?”

Gerard hissed at Rory.
The giant snek roared back. 'He's……seal hunting."

Lucille blinked, “You can’t catch seals like that.”

Gerard snickered. "He said the hell I can. Except he didn't use hell."
Tyson rolled his eyes.

“Well has he caught any?”

"Five."

“Oh dang.”

"Wow."
Tyson turned pale. "Oh…."

“So he ate them raw?”

"Yep!"
"I think I'm gonna puke."

“I didn’t know giant snakes ate seals…” Lucille blinked, lightly patting Tyson’s back.

"Oh well he lives here. He's 103 years old."

“Wat.”

"Whoa…" Tyson gaped. "He doesn't look it."