Hidden beneath the streets of Ohio is an organised mess of tunnels, chambers, tombs and secrets.
Why are they there? Nobody knows.
Who built them? Nobody knows that, either.
All anyone knows for sure about it is that the people that go down there don't come back. Or, if they do, they're taken straight to an asylum. Most people say it's from sunlight deprivation. But most of those people have children who would rather hole up inside the house than go and play outside.
One day, a rich, intelligent, extremely handsome psychologist by the name of Jemas Mecroly decided to propose a brilliant challenge. "The first person to travel into Ohio's Tunnels and come out the way they came in will win my entire fortune once I die," he said. "There will be a hole dug up to the surface for the winner to escape from. But there will also be traps set, clues to the hole, weapons distributed, and hunters posted. Just to keep the game… interesting." Of course, I immediately agreed to this genius idea.
All those willing to join the game must express their interest in the challenge before filling out the attached application letter and sending it to me for conformation. If I deem you worthy, you are permitted to enter.
Yours sincerely,
James McElroy
President of the United States of America