Carry the story on (couple sentences or sommin idk
oi oi savaloi
whatcha doin boi
stabbin a drgon in guts
very nice, what colour is the dragon
sludgy pink, they are disgusting
nice have you got any snacks
I've got exactly nine wotsits
but i thought i was the snack
Do you want to be the snack?
yeah i can be a hella thicc snacc
Nice, you bee that
bee? ya like jazz?
I enjoy the vibrations of jazz
rock/alt is my fav tho
Fascinating, I'm gathering information nicely
why are you gathering information? are you working for the government on an evil mission?
Yes
Wait… no, no I am not.
yOU HESITATED
Shit, he's on to me, maybe he doesn't know yet.
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GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
whats that? a dying bird? another government spy?
Correct, in every sense of the word
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I AM A HUMAN. HOW DARE YOU THINK OF ME AS A STUPID BIRD.
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BIRDS ARE MAGESTIC AND BEAUTIFUL CREATURES YOU PATHETIC SWINE
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NO THEY AREN'T
birds are great pulls sun yellow cockatiel from the inner pocket of my pink, sparkly-sequined jacket looka this one, he's called gerard
THEY CAN FLY, CAN YOU FLY? ARE YOU ABLE TO BECOME AIRBORN YOURSELF, NOT IN A PLANE OR HELICOPTER?
nice jacket dude, love the bird too