oi oi savaloi

Carry the story on (couple sentences or sommin idk

yo

once apon a time there was a small boy named named judas

Judas was stabbed 23 times, this story is about Hans, a man from australia

Now Hans was pretty fit. He had a dog and even the dog couldnt deny its good looks

But they could never be together as that was bestiality and weird, he was an adventurer.

but over in australia they defy the laws..

of gravity

oh shoot, he said as he was lifted due to thw defying laws that were gravity.

oh no whatever will he do

now Hans liked prawn sandwiches

and so he pulls one out of his butt

but oh wait he got the wrong one

pulled* it says once apon a time so its in the past you knob

he cares not and eats it

now he was falling

(Jorden thats a weird addition as it has no input to the plot)

sideways