"Oh, the world is coming to an end. Obviously I should be off playing poker in a space casino." he said sarcastically. "Of course I'm here! I don't just sit around and watch planets burn, and especially not Earth of all places."
"Oh I just thought you just came to piss everyone off. My bad." He said, trying to seem a little taller, even though his height was no match against the doctor's.
"Don't swear!" the Doctor barked. Missy chuckled, it was like watching a pair of honey badgers fight.
"Why?" He said, narrowing his eyes at the doctor. "Does it scare you?"
"No, it's simply crude, and to be quite honest who could possibly be scared of you?" he asked.
"At least I don't fight with a screwdriver." Tony replied, turning away.
"That's seriously your best insult?" he asked.
"Oh and I forgot to mention that I don't fly around in a box with two women while dressed horribly and I won't even start on your hair."
"Yeah, still not feeling remotely offended, have another go." he said, obviously egging the other man on.
"Also why the dislike of the kid? He's 16 or something. You can't just go around telling him he doesn't matter."
"Well, he kind of doesn't. The fate of the universe doesn't revolve around him." the Doctor said.
"Y'know, I liked the last regeneration better. At least he had a heart." Tony turned and walked back down the alleyway to find Peter.
"Yeah, well this one has two!" the Doctor shouted. Missy scoffed. "Of course you have two hearts, every one of your regenerations has two hearts."
"I meant feelings you a-hole!" He yelled behind him as he walked away.
"That you never had." Missy said. The Doctor rolled his eyes.
Tony found Peter in his apartment sitting next to his aunt. "I'm..sorry..about all of this Peter." He said, standing by the door. "It's okay I guess." Peter said quietly turning to look at him.
"You know, he just decided to leave even though the world is in danger and we're the only ones who can stop it. I applaud that humans never fail to surpass in being stupid." Missy added.
Tony opened his mouth to say something but stopped when he heard a thud in the kitchen. Peter turned as well and stood up, slowly making his way towards the source of the noise. The thing had its back to them and was dripping with blood, making it unrecognizable. "Get out of the way Peter." Tony whispered.
"Shouldn't we go looking for them?" Clara asked.
The thing turned its head and snarled at him and Peter. He put his hand out, blasting the thing back into the wall. "Get out, now, there may be more of them." He said, turning and slightly pushing Peter out the door. Once they were outside the apartment Peter turned to him. "What was that?!" "I have no idea." Tony answered truthfully.
Clara decided not to wait for an answer and ran in the direction she had seen them leave.
Before he could respond, something grabbed Peter from behind and Peter shrieked, trying to get the thing off of him. Tony turned and blasted the thing off of Peter, it was the same monster from up in the apartment.
Clara heard screaming and rushed into the building. "Peter!" she yelled, running to find out where they went.
Peter leaned over, his heart beating loudly in his chest. "You okay?" Tony asked, looking genuinely concerned. "Yeah, yeah i'm fine." Peter answered.
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