ONE ON ONE (WITH FORK SATAN)

(excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me

howdy)

(Ready to go?)

(Yeet)

She waved her legs around, trying to connect to him, and cause him enough pain to fall off.
"Yeah, allegedly, I could've, yet I didn't; the court cleared me. So lemmie go."

"Yeah right! The court is full of baboons!" He took a hit to the jaw. "CAN YOU STOP DOING THAT???"

"Well, if you'd just please" –she hit him again– "let me go, darling, I'd greatly appreciate it!"

Jules let his hand slip. He fell onto the ground. "Happy?"

She glowered down at him and plopped down onto the ground too. "Yes. Thank you." She said sarcastically, and curtsies even more so.

Jules rolled his eyes. "So what were you skulking around for?"

"I can't walk around without some cowboy bearing down on me?" She asked innocently while batting her eyelashes.

"I'm not a cowboy." He grumbled.

"Oh, what would you call yourself, then? Mr. I-Hunt-Demons-For-A-Living?"

"Mr. Jules. I told you that already."

"Oh-ho! Excuse me. So what are ya gonna do now, Mr. JEEEWWWLLLZZZ?" She mockingly stretched his last name and mispronounced it.

"CAN YOU NOT?!" He yelled.

She laughed a high pitched mocking laugh and sighed loudly. "Can uhu naahhhhttt?" She repeated in a high pitched voice.
(If you couldn't tell I'm having fun xD)

(Oh I can tell xD)
Jules groaned. "Fine! I'll leave you alone!"

"Ugh! Finally, my god. All you bounty hunters following me around because I was alleged for murdering some people have gotten very annoying. Good day!" She beamed at him.

Jules glared at her, then whirled around and stormed off.

She followed him spoopily and blew a loud raspberry in his ear.

"LORDY!"
He whipped around. "Stop."

She cackled loudly and floated off. "Okay, bye mister!" Her wing waved goodbye to him.

(oops Sly died again)

(I'm here I just dunno what to do ._.)

(Well ok I got this)

She drifted off serenely, and as Juels (I used his surname because I didn't remember his first) walked away, he heard a distant catcall, and following that, a loud gunshot.

(It's just Jules)
Jules rolled his eyes. What did she do?

Lilith looked up. If that damn cowboy sees me with this body –pan down to a dead body– I'm definitely going back to jail. She picked up the body and started dragging it into an alley.

Jules stretched his wings out and shot off. If she killed someone she's going back to jail…..

Her wings were fluttering nervously behind her now as she dragged him over to a dumpster. Shit, I can hear him coming.