ONE ON ONE (WITH FORK SATAN)

"YOU WERE BARELY BREATHING!" He exclaimed. 'That's not fine."

"Well, that's how demons sleep! As if you would know." She glared at him and shifted her grip on her arm.

"Why are you gripping your left arm?"

"I want to. Now, I'm gonna go back to the station and get something to eat." She started to rise from the bed.

"We're not at the station anymore." He stated. "And you're not going anywhere."

"Well I can go there, can't I?" She snapped. "And I am going there, because you can't forget basic needs."

"No! We're in the void of space!"

"Fan-fucking-tastic, I'll die faster!"

"NO!"

"Yes. YAY!!" She galloped sarcastically from the room.

Jules grabbed her arm and Judo flipped her onto the bed. "STAY."

Lilith flailed around among the sheets for a few seconds before emerging looking angry. "What the hell? I thought you wanted to get rid of me? I'm totally with you now!"

"You're not leaving without my consent and I say no. I need a hand around the ship."

"A hand? All demons do is destroy shit. You may as well just shove me back in that closet."

"No. I'm gonna teach you how to be gentle with things, got it?" He leaned closer. "And if you refuse lord help me I will shove you into the jail cell myself."

(I would pay good money to read this as an officially published book)

She grinned. "It's better than being with an Angel."

(I would pay good money to read this as an officially published book)

(SLy we're starting to attract attention)

(:O)

Jules scowled and put his hands on his hips. "Now rest up, cus I'm not working with a crabby and tired demon."

"I thought you were working with a lobster." She purred with a sly smile.

"Don't make me tie you to that bed you hippie."

"I thought I was a criminal?" She purred in the same silky voice, the sly smile remained spread across her face.

"You are. And a particularly annoying one at that. Good day." He turned on his heel and strode out the door, letting it slide shut behind him.

She glanced around and down at his pillow. "This guy is single. He has to be disgusting on occasion." She got up and walked over to the window and looked out. A blazing star (lik the bigger ones) could be seen far off. "Ahh, space." She crooned quietly and stared out at all the planets and stars.

Jules reentered with a fresh pillow case. "In case you think I'm disgusting."

(I choked on my drink. XD)

"Oh, you can read my mind, huh? Change the sheets, too, while you're at it."

"Fine." He glared at her and went back to the closet, returning a few minutes later. "Here's your sheets your majesty."

"Thanks," She purred silkily, "could you put them on, too?"

"No." He dumped them on the bed.