Roleplay, anyone? (permanently closed)

"Of course not." Ace ignored the screaming pain all over his body.

Ace is a complete idiot.))

an adorable and sexy idiot

Smacks forehead

But yes

((Sure. Ace is an adorable, sexy, stubborn idiot, and it makes me so angry when he doesn't do what he is told. GOSH Ace, stop ripping the freaking wires out of your body!))

Ace says that he doesn't care

Tell ace that I will superglue him to the wires if he doesn't stop.

He says that it would be detrimental to his health if you did that。

Tell ace that i don't care, I will find way to keep him in the bed, and keep him connected to the wires whether he likes it or not.))

（hahaha OK.）

I am waiting for @Lil-Owl…))

没有 iPad is 送 weird right now its turning everything into Chinese 送 yeah

btw this is 啊发咯肉路线Florolux

Do you guys want another pun?

(crickets)

Okay then!

It was an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta

My friend is made of mint. She encouraged me. Encourage-mint.

I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day

(This is for you Blake) If you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple

Bad puns. That's how eye roll

The invention of the broom truly swept the nation

(This one's for Macha, you fine piece 'o pie) Are you made of copper and tellurium? Cause you're Cu Te.

(This one's for @TiredOtter) There's no otter like you

(For Peter and Skylar) He's your butter half (get it, other half?)

(For Frankie) You thought this post would be about her? I'm a frayed knot (get it? Afraid not?)

(For Zander) Are you a beaver? Cuz, dam….

(For Dani) Romaine calm!

(For Blake) I'm not even going to make a pun. You know, this is the second pun for Blake. I guess Blake's just two cute.

(I can't resist, my puns are just too punintended.) (Get it, unintended, but with pun?)

(This is where you all applaud)

(Oh. I'm alone.)

(And it's 1 Am even for me. I should sleep.)

Ellis struggled to find the word he was looking for, "Bo…Po.. pah.." he mumbled, trying to find it. "Poss… postles..?"

"Pustules," the nurse realized, "Is that it?"

Ellis nodded.

(*claps @Nerd I almost died laughing of your puns. They're awesome.)

(This one's for Macha, you fine piece 'o pie) Are you made of copper and tellurium? Cause you're Cu Te.

Why 😂

@Nerd that was gold 👌😂