(Applause)
THAT'S RIGHT!
(More applause)
HAHAHA THAT'S EVEN MORE RIGHT!
(EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
AMAZING! I'M FINALLY BEING APPRECIATED!
(PAYS PEOPLE TO APPLAUD MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
I'VE OFFICIALLY BECOME A PUN MASTER!
(PEOPLE WHO GOT PAID PAY EVEN MORE PEOPLE TO APPLAUD MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
YOU CAN BOW DOWN TO ME AS I'VE BECOME A PUN WIZARD-KING!
(RUNS OUT OF MONEY PEOPLE WHO PAID PEOPLE RUN OUT OF MONEY LESS APPLAUSE)
NO!!!!!!! WHY!?!?!?!?!?!
(GETS LOAN FROM BANK MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE FROM BEFORE)
YES, YES! MORE, MORE! BWAHAHAHAHA! I'M PUN OVERLORD!
(TURNS TO BILL GATES AND PAYS MORE PEOPLE CREATING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
SMILES, THANK YOU FOR CLAPPING. I APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH!
(BUILDS A LASER THAT DRAWS A PICTURE ON THE MOON OF THE CLAPPING SYMBOL)