School RP (Closed 😬Stalkers welcome)

(Because he wants his head in your a-)

Lillian raised an eyebrow, "No ulterior motives?"

"You can't just answer a fucking question." Alek's face turned angry

(I keep writing Darren instead of Alek…)

(Lol. Also wasn't Darren gay at the beginning?)

(Whoops!)

Lillian glared at him, she didn't respond.

(Lol Yeah I think so… shhhh…)

(Not anymore lmao)

"What is your problem!"

(What?!? Why not!?! Lol)

Lillian looked at him, "Simple. I don't know if I should."

"God, you're dumb how much did it cost your mom to buy you?" Alek was frustrated.

"There must've been a damn good deal at Walmart."

"Nothing," Lillian responded swiftly and sharply. Maybe a bit too revealing, but Alek was getting on her nerves.

"Makes sense, they were giving you away for free. If I was your mom I still wouldn't have taken you." Alek laughed.

"Oh really?" Lillian leaned back in her chair and crossed her arms. Don't let him get to you. Just brush it off. Yeah, this is just another role.

"Really! I would hate to have a daughter that's so- well you." Alek made a weird face.

"And what does that mean?" she smirked, "Jealous because I'm better than you?"

"No. I'm happy to not be an annoying, self centered, prick. I don't know who would love you." Akel was smiling to himself.

(Since when is he not an annoying, self centered prick?)

(Oh my gosh I take it back… It feels horrible to be mean. Sarcastic, yes. Mean makes me wanna die…)

"Oh," Lillian looked around surprised, "Why did you just describe yourself?"

(So, Alek, how do you feel about being an ironic idiot?)

“Nope. I thought I described you to a tee though!”

"Really," Lillian looked at him, "Because I bet if you asked anyone to describe you."

Her voice turned to a snarl and she leaned in close, "Those would be their exact words."

She returned to her clam disposition.

(Woooooow claps what a great comeback Alek. I can appreciate a good yo mama joke if it has buildup and stuff, but that was just sad)

"Really. What have you accomplished that makes you better than me?" Alek glared back at her.

(For example: What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom.)

"Simple," Lillian shrugged, "I am a decent human being who doesn't bully small defenseless children."

(I was laughing too hard at the horrible timing of that so I got rid of it…)