School RP (Closed 😬Stalkers welcome)

(Wow, but why would it make you anxious?)

(I DON'T GET IT. I JUST DON'T.)

(I do, my rooms a mess too.)

(Wow, but why would it make you anxious?)

(I can't handle messes. My room is usually spotless but during the swim/football season I'm never home so… I don't have time to clean it. I think the anxiety is partially because I see how my brother reacts to messes and I hate making him upset)

(Oh. That's not good.)

(Oh, here's another question, why do guys feel the constant need to brag about things or people they haven't done? Like, egotistical much? Why. Just why. Why are most men just fucking pigs.)

(What's with the body dysphoria. Girls always say they hate their bodies… Why? You're fine)

(Oh, here's another question, why do guys feel the constant need to brag about things or people they haven't done? Like, egotistical much? Why. Just why. Why are most men just fucking pigs.)

(I don't think I'm a bragger or a pig so I guess I don't know why some guys are dicks)

(What's with the body dysphoria. Girls always say they hate their bodies… Why? You're fine)

(The one… Question… I can't… ANSWER!)

(You like your body Kate?)

(What's with the body dysphoria. Girls always say they hate their bodies… Why? You're fine)

(Oh my god I just died of laughter. Why?? WHY?? WHY DOES SOCIETY KEEP CHANGING THE FUCKING RULES OF HOW WOMEN SHOULD BE? WHAT A PERFECT WOMAN IS? FIX SOCIETY, THEN YOU CAN START TRYING TO CONVINCE WOMEN THEY'RE NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL.)

(Why do girls look at you through their hair… or through their eyelashes… I CAN SEE YOU LOOKING AT ME OKAY? USE YOUR EYEBROWS)

(You like your body Kate?)

(Fuck yeah!)

(Don't even wear makeup.)

(Maybe girls should stop looking at what society wants them to be and start being themselves. They're more attractive when their independent)

(Don't even wear makeup.)

(See, I love you. I have no clue what you look like but, right on! I am sure you're beautiful)

(You like your body Kate?)

(Fuck yeah!)

(Good to know one of us is somewhat confident in how they look…)

(Maybe girls should stop looking at what society wants them to be and start being themselves. They're more attractive when their independent)

(Deep, calming breath This conversation is bad for my blood pressure. I wish it was that simple.)

(Do you like the way guys sleep? Is that a thing? Like say you had a boyfriend or a husband and they fall asleep next to you. Would you look at them, is a sleeping guy cute?)

(But it is? Sort of at least. Also I'm not sure. Single fo life.)

(Do you like the way guys sleep? Is that a thing? Like say you had a boyfriend or a husband and they fall asleep next to you. Would you look at them, is a sleeping guy cute?)

(Ab. So. Mother. Fucking. Lutely. Guys sleeping are the most adorable thing in the universe.)

(Okay good! So that's not a weird thing I do… I watched my girlfriend sleep on multiple occasions… Also I might be slightly bi so yeah guys sleeping is great)

(Not that I would know #SinglePringle4Life)

(Same here.)

(Probably not for life but sure)

(STAHP)

(I love you girls, you'll fucking find someone)

Girls can be super shy but also aggressive and put you in your place… What even…)

(Hah! More like someone finds me. Cause what are feelings?)

(If I can't find anyone, can I have you?
No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.)