School RP (Closed 😬Stalkers welcome)

(We are in a restaurant…… food will help me stop being an asshole hopefully. I apologize)

(It's okay. No major feelings have been hurt.)

(Minor feeling are still important. I have appetizers so I have pulled the stick out of my ass…)

(Where's the stick going now? Also minor feelings go in the chest. But the chest is getting a bit full… Hmmmm. May need to buy a bigger one.)

(A bigger chest? Interesting)

(The stick gets stored for when I get crabby again)

(Don't think like that. It's a nice metal box that is slowly leaking into my system. I need to get it replaced or upgraded.)

(Oh?)

(….Forget I said that.)

(Lol. That conversation will not be soon forgotten. Just like the Ricky Martin)

(Small feelings for me get stuffed into a drawer, never to be seen again. The drawer is always pretty much full to bursting but I just choose to ignore it like how I choose to ignore my quickly fading mental health.)

(Stop. But don't ignore your mental health, dat bad. Putting emotions in a drawer good. Ignoring mental health bad.)

(I'm not 6, you don't have to talk to me like I am.)

(On the other hand I do have the mental capabilities of a six year old. So I am!)

(I put my big emotions in the drawer and don’t tell anyone about it)

(….What is it with the drawers?)

I dunno I guess my closet is already full.

(Well I can't put it in the closet, that's where I am!)

(Yeah that’s why my closet is full. I like guys and I won’t tell anyone >_<.)

(You guys……. I'm like half in half out.)

(I’m only out to my girlfriend…….)

(And that's okay.)

(I think if I just marry Delilah then no one needs to know)

(Okay, I have good news and bad news.
Good news: The cramps are gone!
Bad news: I don't know if they're going to come back or not.)

(I don't think that's how that works……..)

(Great Jacks!)

(Okay, I have good news and bad news.
Good news: The cramps are gone!
Bad news: I don't know if they're going to come back or not.)

(Aww honey. (WARNING: I ate and now I’m back to not be No an ass but I’m overly sympathetic))

(I don't think that's how that works……..)

(Why not?)

(Hooray! Also um reasons?)

(Well whatever happens will have to wait for the morning, I'm going to bed. Night guys!)