Should I kill you or love you? (One on One/Closed)

Max cupped the others cheek, slightly pulling him closer.

Velius smiles, "I love you." He mutters softly.

Max smiled back, "I love you too." He muttered, intertwining their fingers together.

Velius chuckles quietly. "I've gotta head out in a few minutes. You'll be alright here with James?"

"Yep." Max kissed him again, "I'll be perfectly fine."

(and this is when the prompt thing happens?)

(Yep)

Velius nods, "Thank you, love." he says happily, kissing the other.

(oki den)

"Anytime." Max said, happily kissing him back.

He smiles and kisses Max's forehead.

Max smiled back, "Don't get hurt."

"I'll try my hardest. I love you." he stands and stretches, humming softly.

"I love you too," Max chuckled as he pushed up his glasses.

He kisses his forehead and smiles, "See you later tonight." he chuckles.

"See you later." He smiled a bit.

He chuckles and waves as he exits the house.

Shall we skip to when he starts to steal the cookies and V returns? James would be in bed by the time he got back.//

(sure)

Max was currently nibbling on cookie while staring at the door, making sure V didn't come in and see him eating the cookies.

V opens the door, finally glad his mission was over with. He sees Max, and sees the cookie in his hands, the jar in his lap.

Max quickly put a cookie in his mouth, closed the jar, and ran into his room, locking the door.

Velius shakes his head. "Max. What were you doing with the cookies?" He asks, even though the answer was clear. He opens the door easily and folds his arms, "You'd better have a good explanation."

"I'm pregnant so I deserve it." He said calmly, crossing his arms.

Velius splutters, "Oh my god, is the baby okay? Do you need- wait. YOU'RE A DUDE." V says, his eyes narrowing as he sets his hands on his hips.

"Guys can be pregnant." He said, resisting the urge to burst into laughter.

"Uh huh. Where's your proof, mister?" he asks, his eyebrow raising.

Max bursted into laughter, "I can't believe you believed it," He said between laughs.

V tackles the other, "Oh I'll give you a reason to get pregnant." he growls, chuckling a little. He pauses. "Wait… oh fuck.. that sounded wrong." He pulls off and covers his face, turning a bright red.

Max quickly looks away, his face was a bright red, "That sounded very wrong."

"And ridiculous." He chuckles nervously. Curse him and his stupid mouth.

"Thank god James isn't awake right now." He said, still not looking at Velius.

"Yep…" He laughs nervously.

I'm dying right now XD//

(same, I'm trying not to laugh or else my parents might think I'm crazy)

Max doesn't say anything, his face was still a bright red.