Stranded in a Mythical Forest(Sci-fi, Fantasy, Modern rp)

"Hey, idiot! Watch it, that stung!" She lifted Lucille into the air by the collar of her shirt, and glared.

Jay glitched again, and his eyes totally blacked out. The hoverboard slowed to a stop. "Idiot," a voice that wasn't his came out of his mouth. "You'll never get anywhere unless you go back for your allies." The board turned around, and not-Jay flew back to Lucille

“Idiot?” Lucille glared, she kneed the girl and got back on her feet, Oh wow, so now I can feel my feet.

Not-Jay stopped in front of them. "Would you like some assistance, or have you found your legs?"

"Hey, I'm one fourteenth of your height! That's really painful!"

What looked like oil started to leak from the corner of Jay's eye. "Are you imbeciles done, or would you like to stand around and wait to be eaten?"

Addison gasped. JAY She transmitted.

"Hey, lady, down here! My wing's dislocated, because of you! Pixies don't take no crap from humans! A little help?"

Jay is out of commission right now Not-Jay snapped over the transmission

Lucille turned to Jay, “Who are you?”

Hestia punched Lucille, knocking her over.

Not-Jay did a little bow. "Cyprus of Castle Moldragon, at your service."

"Big people can't just stroll in here, murdering pixies! I want you to say you're sorry!"

Addison snapped. "EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!" She shouted.

Cyprus growled. "I'd like to see you try to tell a prince to shut up! And you!" He picked Hestia up. "The other idiot said she was sorry, so shut it!"

"Hey, what jumbled your jive? You're really being a jerk!" Hestia said, trying to free herself.

Cyprus flashed a wide, sharp-toothed grin. "If I wasn't stuck in this hideous excuse of a host, I would have eaten you by now."

Lucille held the area where the pixie punched, “Stupid pixie.” Lucille just sat there on the ground.

"Hey, that's just rude. I would turn into a great old jivin' spirit right now, a howler, if I could muster a laugh, and beat the crap outta ya!"

“Addison, could you give me a hand?” Lucille asked, sticking her hand for Addison to help pull her up.

Cyprus dropped the pixie less than gracefully on the ground. "Sadly, I don't think Jay would appreciate having bits of pixie wings stuck in his teeth."

"Oi, whoever ya are, we pixies don't appreciate people like you, bursting into our home. Leave before I get jivin' and laughin' and turnin' into a howler, otherwise I'll muster a giggle and become a great ol' spirit."

Lucille sighed, Whatever. She pushed herself up, and dusted off the dust and dirt.

Cyprus snorted. "You can't be serious!" He broke out into full on laughter, doubling over while oil leaked from his eyes. "Sweetheart, you're looking at the most powerful spirit this side of the dimension! I've eaten creatures trillions of times your size!"

"Hey, Cyprus? That you? We toldjer never to come back ere'!"

Lucille slowly backed away, letting the unknown argue with the unknown.

Addison stared angrily at Cyprus-Jay. Let. My. Friend. Go. And leave us alone.

"Indeed, it's me. That doesn't mean I have to listen to any of you. Quite frankly, I'd love for my host to get off this gods-forsaken planet, but since he's as much of an idiot as all of you, I had to take over for a little to keep him from dying."

"Ya shouldn't ave' come back, member' what append' when ya did?"

“Are you his guardian or something? Why do care for him?”