Superhero Hookers (OPEN RP)

A group of gifted friends decides one day while drunk that they should market themselves as heroes. The catch? They all suck at being heroes. With each ability comes a challenge. None of them are actually good at using their powers, and most of them really don't care about the greater good. But they want that cash….

"So, we're selling our services? Like…like superhero hookers?"

"Exactly like superhero hookers."

Rules: Swearing is fine, but censor the really non-PG-13 ones. No real life hate, homophobia, racism, etc. Give your character a HUGE weakness (super speed but gets out of breath in thirty seconds, can fly but is terrified of heights, etc.). Remember, they need to suck at being a hero! No Mary Sues/Gary Stu's. This is supposed to be a pretty comedic roleplay, so have fun and don't take yourself too seriously!

Template:
Name:
Age:
Race/Ethnicity: (please don't all be white)
Gender: (please don't all be girls)
Sexuality:
Appearance:
Personality:
Superhero costume (optional, should be pretty sh*tty):
Abilities:
Other:

//can i join

join please maybe?

yes you can both join!

//ima fill out a template if thats ok, I’m sorry she’s going to be a girl because i have her all planned out in my head already

that's fine i just don't want ALL girls ya feel?

Um…. I have this girl character…. hides face

may i join please?

//i feel. But you know i love Victoria and she’s perfect for this so

go for it lol i'm going to use a guy character so it's okay

may i join please?

yes!

Name: Victoria Evans
Age: 22
Race/Ethnicity: https://pin.it/hk2ribftz4feiw (idk what that would be)
Gender: (please don't all be girls) well you see
Sexuality: bi
Appearance: https://pin.it/hk2ribftz4feiw
Personality: develop
Superhero costume (optional, should be pretty sh*tty): a navy hoodie, jeans, converse, a mask she bought at Dollar Tree
Abilities: X-ray vision (when she does a certain blink thing its not there all the time lol) but she’s afraid of the dark
Other: has a cat named Bobo

Name: Dare Dagger (Yes, she has a superhero sounding name. Deal with it.)
Age: 21
Race/Ethnicity: (please don't all be white) British-Scottish
Gender: (please don't all be girls) Female
Sexuality: Lesbian to the maximum level of gayness possible.
Appearance: Curly red hair, blue eyes, tanned with freckles dotting her face, short, with a petite figure.
Personality: Introverted and barely tolerant of humanity.
Superhero costume (optional, should be pretty sh*tty): Leather jacket, purple crop top, and purple miniskirt with fishnet leggings. She thinks it looks "Sexy" but actually it just looks like she's trying to hard.
Abilities: Can turn invisible, fly, and make force fields. Her weakness is that she can't use more than one power at the same time and she is much more physically weak after using said powers for extended periods of time.
Other: Introverted, only went out for drinks because her parents kicked her out of the house for the evening. Hates socializing and also hates crowds, the only thing she truly loves is staying home and reading.

Name: Max Green
Age: 17
Race/Ethnicity: Caucasian
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Pansexual
Appearance: ginger hair, brown eyes, pale skin, freckles, 6"1
Personality: Hot-headed, tries to be secretive but really isn't, not the brightest
Superhero costume (optional, should be pretty sh*tty): black hoodie, black jogging bottoms, old shoes
Abilities: He can possess peoples bodies, but they then possess his body, in which they attempt to the other person center of gravity and sometimes it just gets plain awkward.
Other: idk

(can i join?)

(Can I join???)

yes to both of you!

Name: Dare Dagger (Yes, she has a superhero sounding name. Deal with it.)
Age: 21
Race/Ethnicity: (please don't all be white) British-Scottish
Gender: (please don't all be girls) Female
Sexuality: Lesbian to the maximum level of gayness possible.
Appearance: Curly red hair, blue eyes, tanned with freckles dotting her face, short, with a petite figure.
Personality: Introverted and barely tolerant of humanity.
Superhero costume (optional, should be pretty sh*tty): Leather jacket, purple crop top, and purple miniskirt with fishnet leggings. She thinks it looks "Sexy" but actually it just looks like she's trying to hard.
Abilities: Can turn invisible, fly, and make force fields.
Other: Introverted, only went out for drinks because her parents kicked her out of the house for the evening. Hates socializing and also hates crowds, the only thing she truly loves is staying home and reading.

What's her weakness?

yes to both of you!

(awesome!)

(Is it okay if I post my char tm? I only have my phone rn… )

Name: Dare Dagger (Yes, she has a superhero sounding name. Deal with it.)
Age: 21
Race/Ethnicity: (please don't all be white) British-Scottish
Gender: (please don't all be girls) Female
Sexuality: Lesbian to the maximum level of gayness possible.
Appearance: Curly red hair, blue eyes, tanned with freckles dotting her face, short, with a petite figure.
Personality: Introverted and barely tolerant of humanity.
Superhero costume (optional, should be pretty sh*tty): Leather jacket, purple crop top, and purple miniskirt with fishnet leggings. She thinks it looks "Sexy" but actually it just looks like she's trying to hard.
Abilities: Can turn invisible, fly, and make force fields.
Other: Introverted, only went out for drinks because her parents kicked her out of the house for the evening. Hates socializing and also hates crowds, the only thing she truly loves is staying home and reading.

What's her weakness?

(Ohhhhhh sorry I forgot about that bit. Will edit.)

Name: Dare Dagger (Yes, she has a superhero sounding name. Deal with it.)
Age: 21
Race/Ethnicity: (please don't all be white) British-Scottish
Gender: (please don't all be girls) Female
Sexuality: Lesbian to the maximum level of gayness possible.
Appearance: Curly red hair, blue eyes, tanned with freckles dotting her face, short, with a petite figure.
Personality: Introverted and barely tolerant of humanity.
Superhero costume (optional, should be pretty sh*tty): Leather jacket, purple crop top, and purple miniskirt with fishnet leggings. She thinks it looks "Sexy" but actually it just looks like she's trying to hard.
Abilities: Can turn invisible, fly, and make force fields. Her weakness is that she can't use more than one power at the same time and she is much more physically weak after using said powers for extended periods of time.
Other: Introverted, only went out for drinks because her parents kicked her out of the house for the evening. Hates socializing and also hates crowds, the only thing she truly loves is staying home and reading.

Better?

Kinda. It's just that, the heroes are supposed to really, really suck. But I guess her apathetic nature/her non-concern for others is also a weakness for a superhero? So i think you're good!

(Is it okay if I post my char tm? I only have my phone rn… )

Sure, that's fine.

Kinda. It's just that, the heroes are supposed to really, really suck. But I guess her apathetic nature/her non-concern for others is also a weakness for a superhero? So i think you're good!

Yeah, they're going to literally need to drag her to a crime scene.

(May I join as well?)

Yes!

Name: Enzo
Age: 19
Race/Ethnicity: Latinx/Hispanic
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Questioning
Appearance: Very tanned olive complexion with yellow-green undertones, tall and slim with some muscle, windswept dark brown hair, piercing gray eyes, blind in one eye but won't wear an eye patch
Personality: Prideful, morally gray, can be manipulative if he needs to be, effortlessly charismatic, wants to "fix" everything, passionate, friendly, sociable, talkative, very grounded and down to earth.
Superhero costume (optional, should be pretty sh*tty): Wears torn jeans and t-shirts. Sometimes will take his shirt off to fight because he's pretty damn proud of his abs.
Abilities: He has super strength, but every time he uses that ability, he pulls a muscle or sprains an ankle or something. Very prone to breaking bones, as well.
Other: Has a nephew who he would fight ANYONE over. No one touches that kid.

(actually, im not gonna do this anymore. ill stalk, but not join)

Aww okay