T h E G a Y e S t R o L e P l a Y E v E r

'I did almost drop that Gay-to-dude shit on my face, so yeah… have we got everything?'

“I think.”

Kieran swung his backpack onto his shoulder, and decided to keep the Gatorade. 'Ready to go?'

“Yep, you?”

'Yeah!' he cheered, a sudden burst of energy inside him. He headed towards the door excitedly. 'This, Jake, is the beginning of our mysterious world tour. First location: an unknown abandoned island with no Lucozade or WKD Blue. Any chav kid from my old school would have shriveled up and died.'

“… that doesn’t sound good?”