( Okay real quick I was just on this website called 'OTP Prompts' Dont judge me, you have your hobbies-I have mine- anyway, I saw this and thought it was cute…
Imagine your OTP as sworn enemies in a workplace for whatever reason you choose. They have passive-aggressive sticky note arguments, roll around in squeaky office chairs, fire spitballs, arrive early to take the last parking spot, etc. just to irritate each other. Person A has to deal with a lot of Person B’s shit, but nothing makes them angrier than when B steals random little necessities from A. Pencils, pens, paper, scissors, you name it.
Now imagine A confronting B at their desk after B steals a stapler (for the third time this week, A might add). In the midst of releasing their bottled-up rage, A gets caught between saying “you wanna fight” and “fuck you”, and screams “YOU WANNA FUCK” in the presence of a dozen coworkers.
(Bonus: B looks A directly in the eyes and says “I had been WAITING for you to ASK, twat”)
I have no idea why, but I thought this was great.)