this is gonna be gay

(finishes shimmying away
I will not take part in this kinky shit)

(Perfectly fine. Once again, Oiron will neither confirm nor deny the validity of the previous statement.)

Orion both melts into Sammy's hug and begins purring, as well as taking the mint from the stranger. His eyes brighten and ears straighten up, tail flicking happily.

(it's not even kinky?? I don't know where everyone's getting kinks from??)

(neither do i)

Sam shuffled away awkwardly, resolving to throw away the cup and take the entire bottle of bourbon

(I don't know either. I haven't read through it but I just kept seeing the word "kink" popping up and I was prepared to nope the hell out of that)

(I will forever bring kinks into this)

(I don't know either. I haven't read through it but I just kept seeing the word "kink" popping up and I was prepared to nope the hell out of that)

(I don't regret bringing up kinks)

(Perfectly fine. Once again, Oiron will neither confirm nor deny the validity of the previous statement.)

Orion both melts into Sammy's hug and begins purring, as well as taking the mint from the stranger. His eyes brighten and ears straighten up, tail flicking happily.

(various audience members find themselves turned on)

(gruff voice Are You Sure About That)

(Joking about kinks can be funny sometimes but not constantly. Honestly it just makes me uncomfortable unless I'm talking with really close friends)

(agreed)

(okey dokey then, just gonna ignore all the kink comments) "Yeah, come on in," Sam said to the guy standing in the doorway

(wait what just happened?! we were talking about kinks?! how did i miss this conversation lol?)

(Joking about kinks can be funny sometimes but not constantly. Honestly it just makes me uncomfortable unless I'm talking with really close friends)

(I'll stop then, but I just want to be clear that I wasn't making fun of anyone with kinks or anything)

(Did you all just…. simultaneously die?)

(well I responded but everybody else unanimously died I guess)

(I'm sorry I was just reading an entire essay of pure well-researched awesomeness about the importance of zombie brain function. i'm still here. i just have no clue what happened)

(Oh cool. I was reading a really long thing about how fucking creepy the thomas the tank engine books were and about how the show is actually set in a distopian world that I saved on my phone like three years ago)

(well to recap Sam tried to let someone in, Orion got sad, and then Sam fixed it and walked back to the counter to drink away his awkwardness lol)

(oh my gosh wait I think I saw that somewhere on pinterest. I was very happy that I didn't watch Thomas the Train in my childhood by the end of it lol)

(https://www.pinterest.com/pin/577938564656451195/)

(yep that was it lol. anyways, thank you shinsleepy)

(no problemo)

(you're the best)

Matthias moved into the kitchen and had climbed up onto the counters while searching through the cupboards for any of the 'good stuff that's always hidden from guests'.