"Forever n' ever~" Matt replied, obviously joking. He began to chuckle at his own joke and proceeded to poke at Sam's and trace his facial features.
(note: I read 'forever n' ever' in spongebob's voice and now i'm cackling send help)
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(oh my god I did the same thing send help) Sam rolled his eyes. "Meeting you at a bar a long time ago does not mean 'forever and ever,'"
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Cal nearly choked on his drink when he heard Matt's response. He couldn't help himself and started laughing.
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( I READ IT THAT WAY TOO AND I CAN'T BREATHE OML )
"Not unless ya count what happened afterwards~" Matt suggested. "Ya know yer so cute when yer annoyed~"
(what is up with our characters and spongebob references lol. first oh no he's hot and now this?)
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(oH NO HE'S HOT XDDDDDDDD)
(I have no idea lmao) Sam frowned down at his bottle for a moment. "What happened afterwards..?" He sat there thinking for a moment, and then his eyes widened in understanding. "Oh. Oh right," he said, face going red
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"Sammy, your face right now is priceless," Cal said, still laughing.
"Shut your face!" Sam said, pointing at Cal
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"Never!" he exclaimed through his laughing fit. Finally calming down, he stared at everyone. "Alright, who's going first?"
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(I'M LITERALLY LAUGHING SO HARD HELP)
"Ya know ya liked it Sammy boy~" Matt teased while whispering close to Sam's ear.
"Shut up! You can go first with truth or dare now!" Sam said indignantly
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Cal snickered at the two's antics. He kind of wished he would be like that with Orion, but then shook the thought away. Now's not the time for wishful thinking!
'Yeah, Matt can go first,' said Avery, downing the rest of their drink. 'Dare, or truth?'
"You said it backwards," Sam complained. "You've gotta say truth or dare, not dare or truth."
"Dare!" Matt said, a little too enthusiastic about it.
'Dare or turtle, I don't give a fuck,' said Avery. 'Now um… I dare you to… Um… Can someone help me here?'
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(Kiss Sam?)
'Kiss Sam,' demanded Avery. 'But like, not a peck - you got to have the tongues and all.'
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Cal shifted, ready to watch the scene unfold. He almost wished he had popcorn to eat while watching this.
Sam went a little red. "Well it wouldn't be the first time," he said, trying to play it off
Matt chuckled and climbed his way around Sam again until he was sitting on Sam's lap. He sat up a little to try not and be as short. "Ya ready Sammy boy?~"
Sam rolled his eyes. "Shut up," he said before tilting Matt's head up to kiss him
'Come on, thots,' mumbled Avery.
Matt grabbed onto Sam's collar and pulled his head down to kiss him roughly, 'tongue and all' as Avery dared him to do.
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(i jUST COUGHED SO LOUD AT THAT OML)
'HOT!' yelled Avery.
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(tHE THOT THING JUST KILLED ME)
(guys i'm in the same room as my parents and i had to pretend to cough/choke on popcorn to cover my laugh dammit)