this is gonna be gay

(Can someone truth or dare me next please I haven't done anything lmao)

Asura suddenly pointed at Avery. "Hey, you haven't done anything. Do a dare."

Avery smirked. 'Bring it on, motherfuckers.'

His hand dropped to his side. "Wait, I don't have a dare." Asura looked at the others. "Help me think of one, I can't brain."

Orion looks mildly offended. "For the record, I am not my mother's type. She tends to go for assassin's thank you very much."

'Would you rather me call you a thot?' suggested Avery.

Orion mulls this over. "No, I don't think so."

'Anyway,' said Avery. 'I need a dare, and I need a good one. Don't fuck it up.'

"I dare you to chug an entire bottle of rum."

Avery's smile widened as he grabbed the rum. 'Easy!' they yelled, before beginning to chug. It tasted like shit, but it would be fine.

"And then sing us your favorite song!" He added, giggling.

Avery prepared himself for the sing-song.
'Who are these people?
I just woke up in my un-der-wear,
No liquor left on the shelf,
I should probably introduce myself,
You shoulda seen what I wore,
I had a cane and a party hat,
I was the king of this hologram,
Where there's no such thing as getting out of HAAAAAND!'

Asura squealed, jumping up to his feet. He wanted to join in so bad.

Avery was really getting into it now. They stood up and began drunk-dancing.
'Memories tend to just pop up,
Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves,
Five-thousand people with designer drugs,
Don't think I'll ever get enough (Don't think I'll ever get enough)
….
'CHAMPAGNE, COCAINE, GASOLINE,
AND MOST THINGS INBETWEEN,
I RODE THE CITY IN A SHOPPING CART,
A PACK OF CAMELS AND A SMOKE ALARM,
THIS NIGHT IS HEATING UP,
RAISE HELL AND TURN IT UP,
SAY, "IF YOU GO OUT, MIGHT PASS OUT IN A DRAINPIPE,"
OH YEAH, DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!'
To finish off that part, Avery did a hella fine slut drop.

Asura cheered, clapping his hands and laughing. "Go Avery!" he said.

Avery fell to the floor, laughing. 'That was so much fun. I bet I've impressed Breadbin Urine.'

(lol breadbin urine is the new bendypick cucumberpatch)
"WOo!" Matt cheered from the floor and attempted to clap.

'Guys,' began Avery, sitting back on their beanbag. 'Do y'all believe that Ryan Ross and Bacon Ukraine are hooking up?'

"Sounds delicious" Matt muttered and wriggled his eyebrows at Sam.

'Berlin Uncan is just always making references to the milk fic, yanno?' said Avery. 'Oh, by the way, never read the milk fic.'

"What's the milk fic?"

(lol is the milk fic like the pink button fic or….?)

(the pink button fic wasn't even that bad, tbh. I've read much worse.)

(Oh my god I leave for an hour)

(XD)

'You don't want to know,' began Avery. 'It involves smut, Breadloaf Urchin, Ryan Ross, and some milk. That's all I'm saying.'

"Sounds like a good story," he joked, looking around for more rum.

'Please don't,' warned Avery. 'It will scar you.'

"What is 'fan fiction?' Is it fiction about fans?" Sam asked, now some form of vaguely sober