this is gonna be gay

(Okay cool.)
His eyes fell on Matt's drunk ass and he raised his eyebrows. "Alright, who gave him alcohol?"

Sam raised his hand, smirking a little

"Aye did ya idgit." Matt mumbled while cuddling closer to Sam.

"..right. Well, I'm Jamie, what are you all doing?" He coughed a bit and muttered, "besides Matt and his boyfriend having sex.."

(My character is just going to be me in character form, you can't escape this)

(lol) "Truth or dare shorty," Sam mumbled, sitting up so he could drink more

"Dare," Jamie said, sitting down next to Cal. He grabbed one of the bottles and took a swig from it. (I'm not sure if that's actually a word but oh well)

(cool)

(swiggity swooty- ok no)

(Swiggity swooty, look at that booty)

(Hold up I gtg, I'll be back on later)

(omg)

(i leave for an hour)

(rip lol)

(wait did you just have Sam ask truth or dare to Matt or Jamie?)

(Jamie)

(Well what's the fucking dare)

(Also I'm back)

(uhhh) Sam frowned at his bottle for a moment. "Dare you to lick the floor."

Jamie looked Sam straight (haha no) in the eye as he licked the floor for longer than necessary. "Weak."

(ALSO:
Important PSA for everyone:
Being part of a certain religion does not mean you are ______________.
So earlier today I was hanging out with some people from my school, and we ended up talking about religion. I mentioned I was Catholic, and three people started yelling at me because apparently people who believe in God/Heaven/Hell are homophobic, racist, sexist, pro-life (anti-choice), and anti-feminist.
These people have known me for like, two years, and have listened to me support LGBTQA+ and POC rights, rant about society, be a fucking feminist, talk about how it's unfair that it's so hard for women to get access to birth control/abortions, and literally everything else. But apparently I'm an asshole now because I believe that God/Heaven/Hell exist.
I spent twenty minutes basically lecturing them because they were all yelling at me about how I needed to be a good person.

So really, don't judge people by their religion, because it's rude to the people you're judging and there's a good chance they aren't what you think.)

(THANK YOU SOMEONE ELSE REALIZES THAT) Sam rolled his eyes. "Who knows what could be on that floor? You could have gotten rabies or something."

"What type of wild sex have you guys been having in here that there would be rabies on the floor?"

"What? No, no, I was making a comparison!" Sam spluttered. "I can assure you we have not done anything like that, and certainly not in here!"

"Not in here bein' ta key phrase there Sammy boy~" Matt wriggled his eyebrows and smirked.
(shinsleepy how did it go and how can i help?)

//wait what’s going on