(fuck you slimming world you can suck my ass)

(yee)

(I came back to check the chat and the first thing I saw was my screen filled with 'fuck you slimming world you can suck my ass' and I legit almost died)

(best ever)

(when you feel like death but 'suck my ass' in bold makes you feel a little better)

(mood ^^^)

//I’m in class and I scrolled onto it while the teacher was nearby and I scrolled off so fast

(lmao)

//I go to a Christian school too xD

(IT'S WORSE WHEN THAT SAID TEACHER IS ALSO YOUR FATHER HOLY CHEEZUS ALMIGHTY)

(OH MY GOD DID YOUR DAD SEE IT LMAO)

(HE MIGHT'VE BUT HE DIDN'T QUESTION ME SO THERE'S THAT AAHHHH)

(FUCK SLIMMING WORLD AND FUCK 'HEALTHY' CHICKEN SAAG THAT ACTUALLY TASTES LIKE A HAIRY BALLSACK)

(sorry that was a lot)

(fUCKIN STOP THE TEACHER WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME)

(im just gonna slide on out)

(sorry)

//I scrolled up to read it and then I heard my friend say something
So my snapped up so fast and the teacher is basically right next to me omg

(gUYS SORRY IM GETTIN U IN TROUBLE TELL UR TEACHERS IM A HOLY CHRISTIAN CHILD I AM VERY SORRY AND THAT MY BROTHER TYPED THAT UUUHHH YEAH)

(f a c k i n g c h r a i s t)

(when the teacher is comin near you and you gotta click off notebook.ai fast)

//lmaoooo

(omg lmao)

(thats actually what one of my teachers look like)

//said teacher has given us ice cream as an end of year party