Wattpad Cliche Roleplay

(sHUT UP HEATHER)

(Oh c'mon Heather, Bulimia was so '87)

(You’ve come so far! Why now are you pulling on my dick?)

Sam:
A story is normally a world of bliss, a haven of where the lonely reader can escape to.
But not this one.
Oh, no. This is a tale of woe and misery, and your day will be much improved by looking away, unless you experience happiness by reading the following:
Almost-rape, blond hair extensions, motorcycles, black leather jackets, a fake Harry Potter fan, sports, shudders
And cringiness. Lots and lots of cringiness.
So sit back with a bowl of stale popcorn and some parsley soda, and let the tears flow.
cue the intro!

( S H U T I T B E C K Y)

(Omg I love that show)
Kelly looked at her high school, angel wings flapping in excitement ‘Today’s a new day!’

( May I join? I'll be a cheerleader )

Kelly walked up the steps of the school, noticing the local bad boy, Max Wobbletown

Bobby was being-Bobby, obviously. He had always been known as a perv, and it wasn’t far from the truth. He was currently trying to flirt with a girl that had the locker next to him, but he couldn’t bring himself to look into her eyes.

His…infatuation with girls, for all the wrong reasons was probably why he didn’t have a girlfriend

Keeping a stone-cold face, Jewel sighed and pushed a nerd out of her way, finally arriving at her locker. She needed to find a victim to bully into carrying her books. That or screwing the quarterback could work.

Kelly looked away from him ‘I better stay away from him, he looks dangerous….. but kinda cute’
(I know we’re purposely making it bad, but I died a little writing that) She slipped into the school, heading towards her locker

( I'll just assume your silence is a a yes, and work on the bio )

Sam:
The horrors of high school… right here at your service.
gestures dramatically to the hallway, then the camera pans over to a blushing Kelly
Ah, young love… hOLY FUCK, DOES THAT GIRL HAVE ANGEL WINGS? DAVE? DAVE?! DAVE, WHAT THE FUCK, I WASN'T BRIEFED FOR THIS-
tackles the cameraman in anger, and it goes black temporarily, until Sam reappears with a small bruise on their cheek
I apologize, that was unprofessional. Now let us proceed…

(Sorry, I have to go, of course you can be a cheerleader!)

Name: Jessi Greene

Age: 17

Character Type: Cheerleader

Appearance: 5'5, short blonde hair, green eyes, thin, D cup, white as heck, knee high skirt blue skirt, yellow crop top, red heels.

Gender: F
Sexuality: Str8 M8 8/8

Name: Rebecca Lemont
Age: 17
Character Type: Vice-Captain of the Cheerleaders
Appearance: Average height, Long thin blonde hair, blue eyes, spray tanned, cheerleading costume. Other wise, red crop shirt and short shorts.
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight

( this is the best RP in the world )

(Hullo, Is this rp still open?)

( im pretty sure it is )

( We have character slots open, yeh)

(Cool, which ones aren't taken?)

( I think jock or cheerleader is good )

(Oke, I think I wanna try a jock, if that's ook?)

(We still need the abusive boyfriend)

(Oke, I think I wanna try a jock, if that's ook?)

(That’s cool)

(I can be the abusive boyfriend if that's more important.)

(Eh whatever you want)

(Okeyyy, I think I'll be the abusive boyfriend.)

( shweet )

(Neat)