WEDDING IN PROGRESS PT.2!!!💍⛪ALL ARE INVITED!

(No… but really?)

Another person across the room sees the food table, "Vuo, zees plece-a is imezing, I lufe-a it! Ouh luok, fuod!"

(Whaaa??!)

(The Swedish chef- Wow this place is amazing, I love it. Oh look, food)

(where is my bride? :'(

"J'aime la nourriture. Quand la nourriture est-elle servie? La nourriture est meilleure que de parler en minionese. Je serai probablement expulsé de cela," the same guest whispered again, but in French.

Another man, related to the mother, stood up and took the stage, "Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to recognize something special. Something that has seemingly disappeared in our society. Something so rare and beautiful, that we have all come together to partake and share in the joy it gives off. I am of course talking about the open bar at the back of the reception hall."

The guest claps very hard.

The groom nodded seriously, "indeed, indeed we did."

(but where is my wifey!?)

A man in a suit came around and looked at the crowd, "If 't be true I couldst declare this wedding is the most wondrous! I hast nev'r seen aught like 't! I shouldst wend to moo weddings!"

[your wifey is stunned by the kind words]

[may I speak, please?]

(he's like a cross between Shakespeare and a farmer XD)

(Sure go ahead, SPEECH!!!)

(I found a Shakespeare translator)

A man in a bright yellow suit, [yellow colors for good luck!] stood up and said, "We have gathered here for a merging of two families, and so far everything has been beautiful. I wish the bride and groom a happy life and that you both will get something from the wondrous open bar." He sat down.

(I found a Shakespeare translator)

[I need that in my life]

["we has't gath'r'd h're f'r a m'rging of two families, and so far ev'rything hast been quite quaint. I wisheth the bride and groom a joyous life and yond thee both shall receiveth something from the wondrous ope bar. "]

( This site has tons of translators! http://funtranslations.com/# )

The crowd cheered loudly!!!
The groom then stood up, "I want to thank you all for coming. And I especially want to thank my wife for giving me a chance to court her (for like, a day XD). She has brought happiness into my life already and her cute chicks 🐥🐥🐥 are adorable!
Thank you all once again and enjoy the food!"

The banana man made sure not to get drunk.

(I think this is enough for me! XD Yay! I'm "married"♥️ now! Y'all go and enjoy the reception, I might come back if the bride comments again.)

(Sorry, back XD)

Audience member whoops and rushes towards the food table

The bride leans on a table and mutters something under her breath.

[Gtg, have fun]

(what is she muttering about to tho? The open bar? XD)

(Is thither something wrong with making food?)

The flower girl ran off screaming into the night, never to be seen again. [Insert an All The Feels meme here]