American Hogwartz!

That's… that's a glorious idea.
"Expelliarmus!"
"DUDE ALL YOU DID WAS SHOOT HIS HAND OFF"

"It disarmed him, didn't it?"

Hfjdyehshssj

Voldemort: I will cleanse the world!!
A gen z, shooting Voldy: Ok Boomer

anyone have any idea what Ilvermorny would be like? I mean, there's the four houses and it was based off of Hogwartz, but location? classes? is there a redneck dark lord? do they pronounce spells differently? what do you think?

It supposed to be located somewhere near Massachusetts I think or at least in the general area of states. I noticed in Fantastic Beast, the American wizards didn’t say spells (or at least not often) so I wonder if that ties into the type of curriculum they have.

I think in canon the American witches are all taught nonverbal spells because they were all hunted during the Salem Witch trials, so they had to learn to do magic in the least conspicuous way possible. So yeah, Ilvermorny would really only teach nv spells

Voldemort: I will cleanse the world!!
A gen z, shooting Voldy: Ok Boomer

The deadly curses are just slang and memes
The killing curse- "Then Perish"
Crucio: "Okay Boomer."
The mind control one- "Weird flex, but okay."

Instead of wands they have guns lmao

Wait no.

The gun is a wand

It's all the magic guns from Enter the Gungeon. A rifle that expends all the magic from a wand into a concentrated beam, a bunch of wands taped together that fire like a shotgun, and a magic wand taped onto a regular-ass gun.

Hagrid has a piece of his wand, not in an umbrella, but as a bayonet on his 50. Cal.

Omg, you could even put another school in like northern Wisconsin in the middle on now where, where they do dogsled races but with magical animals in the winter.

This hasn’t been used in a month but whatever
One fucking school for each state
50 fucking schools
Don’t even get me started on all the territories America has

Plot twist: ALL the slang we got was from spells, and outdated slang is just outdated spells

Redneck Voldy invented it

Because the answer is if you can’t find one
Redneck Voldy

Imagine the floridian wizards just getting annoyed with tourists and hexing them

Imagine the floridian wizards just getting annoyed with tourists and hexing them

This was how Florida Men came to be

I'm right here, stg

I'm trying to think of how we got "y'all" from a spell, and honestly that's hilarious

"Y'all shall not pass!" – Gandalf, original draft of Lord of the Rings

Racks shotgun

And that ladies and gentlemen Was how Witchcraft was invented

I'm trying to think of how we got "y'all" from a spell, and honestly that's hilarious

"Y'all shall not pass!" – Gandalf, original draft of Lord of the Rings

Racks shotgun

I'm begging you all to stop putting these images in my head

Goddammit how do you people keep doing this shit

The ENTIRE US is just guns
Can’t Change my mind