(I didn't think it was possible to make this chat any more bizarre. and yet. the friends have added an entirely new layer of weird.)
American Hogwartz!
(Don’t underestimate us friends)
(What the fuck is going on)
(It’s the site April fools prank)
(At least my vulgarity remains untouched)
This is literally my favorite discussion. Just to read, not even say anything.
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Imagine politics.
Just,,, imagine them
Imagine politics.
Just,,, imagine them
Imagine it during the civil war
Muggles are fighting over general freedom
Wizards a fighting over house elf’s freedoms
| American O. W. L.s | S. C. R. E. W. T. H. I. S. |
| American N. E. W. T.s | F. U. C. K. T. H. I. S. |
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Like, their tri-wizard tournament is just every school being competitive little shits because "damn it, those barbeque fuckers beat us last time"
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We know that the Redneck and Hillbilly wizards are going to be at each others necks.
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Florida Man is just a fucking feral magic student who is way too smart for their own good and have a smidge too much bastard in them
(Me, it's me by the way. I'm FL. Man)
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Florida Man, stepping into school: What do you mean it has to be an owl or a cat? My crocodile is just fine!
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Florida Man: What do you mean I can't bring a muggle into school? This is my emotional support nerd
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The revolutionary war was probably over that people in the colonies wanted to use magic more freely, where as the ministry wanted to try to hide it from the muggles as best as they can.
The revolutionary war was probably over that people in the colonies wanted to use magic more freely, where as the ministry wanted to try to hide it from the muggles as best as they can.
The true reason
But what if the Dartmouth was carrying taxable spell and potion components as well as tea? It would support the fact that it was only a very vocal minority that wanted to get rid of Britain.
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But what if the Dartmouth was carrying taxable spell and potion components as well as tea? It would support the fact that it was only a very vocal minority that wanted to get rid of Britain.
That would explain why the British would be so mad!
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Gasp
What about cryptids?
Would Mothman be an animus who has a bit of trouble fully transforming
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What about cryptids?
Would Mothman be an animus who has a bit of trouble fully transforming
Yes
Just think:
Wizard Olympics.
need I say more?
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Ok, here's a question: would all the different schools have the same houses? Because we know that every section of the USA is wildly different.
Also, would each school affect your resume? Would some of them be more community college vs harvard? If there's so many maybe they could affect what kind of jobs you're able to get.
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I think they would probably have different houses.
And idk, that depends. Because technically you can go where you want, but usually people go to the geographically closest school.
Just imagine a American wizard transferring to Hogwarts
“What do you mean you use wands Snatches a wand YEET Chucks it”
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"Like I know quills are aesthetic as hell, but s t o p."
"Why don't you just… Use computers to take notes?"
"You mean there's no protection during Quidditch games? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A NET?!"
"If one more frog jumps in this soup I'm sueing."
"And… You don't know how to defend yourself with anything other than your wand?"
Or even a British Wizard transferring to an American Wizarding school!
Or even a British Wizard transferring to an American Wizarding school!
They can’t catch up because America is taught everything for no reason even thought they’re never going to use it
“What do you mean, YOU DON’T USE WORD SPELLS”
British kid gets levicorpus’d
“YOU PRICKS”
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Hogwarts newspaper headline: Local American menace back at it
when asked why, they responded be gay do crime
we think they are a corpse
“Voldemort suspected To be in the US”
I’m about to cave in and write a fanfiction about a American kid transferring to Hogwarts