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Eve sighed before grabbing her cup of noodles and walking ti the door "no i died " she said in the middle of eating said noodles
Jona chuckles.
"What flowers would you like on your grave?"
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"Orchids."
"I'll make sure you get orchids then."
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"They have purple or i don't want them."
"Yeah, yeah, I'll make sure they're purple. And I'll stand in the back, dressed in a black suit like I'm paying my respects to a dead mafia companion."
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"Ah that was a thing I made a promise to with a friend back in high school." She said laughing a little
"I didn't, actually. I didn't really go to highschool."
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"Oh? Why?"
"Oh, it wouldn't have mattered. I knew what they were teaching already, so I never bothered to show up."
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"How did you already know? "
"I actually bothered to open books outside of school."
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"Hm…i don't believe that for a second. "
"I read a lot, actually."
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"Mhm.."
"Books like Pride and Prejudice, War and Peace, To Kill a Mockingbird and others are a few of my favorites."
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"Okay but just because you read thoes doesn't mean you didn't need school. "
"I also read through all the psychology, math, science, history books that you could list."
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"There's no way."
"I'm a reader, lady. I can read a psychology book in 3 hours. I've done it, too."
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"As someone who whent to school for qsychology i call bullshit."
"Alright, bet. I'll prove it."
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"Okay how so?"
"Open a curtain, I came prepared."
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"Im not opening my curtains "
Jona sighs.
"Then how do I prove it? Must I record a video and send it to you?"
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Eve sighed and folded her arms "fine ill open a curtain."
Jona chuckles.
"Thank you. You need sunlight anyways."
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"Shut up im not pale im fine." Eve moved over to the window in her living room and climbed onto the couch so she could open the curtain she didn't open it all the way just a little good enough to show a little bit of the house inside which was very much clean and tidy
Jona moves over to the window, automatically throwing up a glamour to hide his skin and hair.
"Yeah. Right. You totally don't become pale after not stepping outside for weeks on end." he snorts.
He holds up the book.
"See? Psychology. Now watch."
And indeed, he read it in three hours flat.
