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I've Played Soccer Since I Was Two. Try Me.

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Yep.
Hit me with your soccer questions.

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@saor_illust school

Mir. How is it even possible to play soccer at two years old? Like, I don't see how that's possible. You'd be so incredibly tiny. And small. And basically you wouldn't have much leg muscle at all!

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@Celeste_X0X0_ group

I'm imagining a tiny little child legit the size of the soccer ball its self. And like someone passing the ball to the child and it just….falls over.

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@saor_illust school

Oh lol. Now that makes me imagine a regular sized child, yeah, you with me? And then there's the soccer ball, and it is like five-eight times its normal size. and there's this normal sized guy who pushes the ball towards the child. and then the child just is pushed over by the ball. okay, you got all that? aha i'm laughing internally

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Idk y'all
But I was two lol XD

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@saor_illust school

Aha
I still don't understand how it's possible to play soccer, let alone kick a soccer ball further than a foot at two freaking years old.

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@Celeste_X0X0_ group

(Actually, so i have a cousin that's a professional ice skater….shes 5 I'm pretty sure…..)

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@saor_illust school

How does one become a professional ice skater at 5??

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@Celeste_X0X0_ group

who knows man…..
not me thats for sure