I'm Watching The Legend of Zelda Cartoon So You Don't Have To

So yeah. If you know me, you probably know that I'm absolutely obsessed with LoZ. If you don't know me, well, now you know that! And the Zelda cartoon is… well, it could definitely be better. But because I love to torture myself, apparently, I'll be watching it!

I've seen a few episodes before, but I never finished it and forgot where I was at. Also, I'm watching it online because I don't own it and don't have money.

There'll be a "Well excuuuse me, Princess" counter just because I want to see how many times it's said. The intro will only be counted once.

Let's get into it! :D

Episode One: The Ringer

Right off the bat, they have no idea how the Triforce actually works :/ "Whoever gets both Triforces rules the land forever!!"

Bruh

"FoR yOu ZeLdA? AnYtHiNg" stfu I might not remember much but I remember that you're an obnoxious little bitch

"Excuuuse me, Princess" counter: 1

Music's good tho :0

"EuGh"

Bruh does "a hero's life" involve not wearing pants or are you just a fuckin weirdo

Also stop being creepy to Zelda. We're like a minute in. Stop

Damn I'm really rooting for the moblins huh

Also "Hey!! I'm ticklish" actually made me laugh wtf

IF YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT PUT SOME FUCKIN PANTS ON P L E A S E I'M BEGGING YOU

Ok the magic pouch was a good idea tho, I'll give them that

"Excuuuse me, Princess" counter: 2

Bruh if you're gonna ask for a reward for protecting the Triforce, ask for like. Money. Not a kiss from someone who clearly wants as little to do with you as possible

Ah yes. Ganon. His theme's a whole bop tho

Me when the

When the

Also how tf does he think that an amateure magician contest is gonna get him access to the Triforce???

At least I got this screenshot from it lmao get in losers we're gonna go fuck with some kid's card trick

"Spryte you're only 3 inches high!"

Wow, Link, that might be the first thing you've said that I can actually get behind

God I'm so glad he put pants on before he decided to go swinging from ropes and shit

THANK GOD THE LIZARD'S OKAY

"Well Excuuuse me, Princess" counter: 3

RIP Spryte

Oh of COURSE the Triforce of Wisdom speaks in rhymes

You want a Porsche? A Lamborghini? Pffft, losers, you have no idea what realclass looks like

Ack had to go for a sec, I'm back tho :)

Ugh back to Link

Lmao I think Ganon is my favorite character tbh

Me whenever Link opens his mouth:

Ganon in a jar what will he do

Aaand with that, I'm done for the night. It's late and I'm tired. I'll do more tomorrow tho!

Oh my gosh-

And we're back!

Episode Two: Cold Spells

Something that I didn't notice. Why's the Triforce of Wisdom green? In every representation I've seen, it's blue. Courage is usually the green one.