!!Bad joke incoming!!!

Y'know what Doflamingo's good at?

Breaking the Law

;)

Here comes a joke:
"Hands are for cooking," Sanji says, placing a severed hand in a pot of boiling water.

Shanks: Was literally a pirate at age 9
Also Shanks: no child 7 is too young to become a pirate try again in like 10 years

Also the fact that Kid lost his arm to the Red Hair Pirates amuses me
I know there's a joke in there somewhere

I don't know how old I expected Rayleigh to be but it was not 78

Exactly
Like, I knew he was old but not THAT old

Also
Without looking it up, guess how old Hack is

Now click on the spoiler

I KNOW

A sad joke incoming

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Pedro:

I couldn't help it

to make it up to you, here's Robin but an Animal Crossing deer

I think my favorite of the ones I did might have been Bartolomeo

He looks so done with everything and it's hilarious

Ash.exe has stopped
I decided to type in Perona/ in the relationship tags and here are some highlights:
Perona/Mihawk/Zoro
Perona/Reiju
Perona/Katakuri
Perona/Bonney/Zoro
Perona/Vivi
Perona/Baby 5
Perona/Camie
Perona/Usopp
And here are the winners:
Perona/Bepo
Perona/amy (the most wonderful woman in the world) from sONIC THE HEDGEHOG

okay who's out here writing bepo x reader fanfiction and please tell me it isn't smut

who
has shipped the entirety of the Straw Hat Grand Fleet with Usopp

Learning Japanese and I discovered that 'family' sounds very similar to 'pirate' and I feel like there's a message hidden there somewhere

Learning Japanese and I discovered that 'family' sounds very similar to 'pirate' and I feel like there's a message hidden there somewhere

I love that!
Also yes I am a One Piece fan too, but no spoilers cause I haven't gotten all that far…

We'll try lmao
Welcome to the chat!

Anyway, I had a dream that somebody was dissing a certain character who I may or may not simp for and I wrote an entire essay saying why they were wrong and she's amazing even though almost everybody else in her family is a terrible person

That moment when you name your kids one o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock and four o'clock respectively

And then there's the other one

New idea:
Y'all know that spiral of videos that is 'sweet dreams but i put kahoot music over it'
then it turns into 'sweet dreams but i put kahoot music over it but i fixed the tempo'
then somebody made another one called 'sweet dreams but i put kahoot music over it but i fixed the tempo but i added joker's gun'
I wanna make one spiraling off of that called 'sweet dreams but i put kahoot music over it but i fixed the tempo but i added joker's gun but i added chopper's walk'
because this sound cleanses the soul

Do you ever think about the fact that Kuzan and Caesar Clown can control water, just in a different state of matter?

You think you know a man and then you realize that his fingernails are bright red

You think you know a man and then you realize that his fingernails are bright red

I don't know why this surprises me
What actually comes as a surprise is how pretty and brown his eyes are lmao

Luffy's just sitting here dying and Tama's like
'Man up dude, grow a pair'
I'm wheezing