The "Fuzzy Pickles" Chat

At first I thought your profile picture was a realistic kid body with Ness’s face XD

Lol
Nope.
Jus him in his pajamas (His hair is sooooooo awesomely perfect!!!!)

Perfect floff hair.

Hell yes
But there's also like this aesthetic thing with seeing the hair of people who would normally always wear some kind of hat.
It's just a thing for me.
And Ness just so happens to be one of those people.

Bleep blap.
Anyone there??
I know I'm not the only fan out there….

I mean, I'm still here. Am I the only one saddened by the fact that Hinawa's Spirit in Smash Ultimate equips you with a flower?

:'0
Whaaaa? Really?
(I mean, I've never heard….)

Yeah. There are a lot of painful references. There is a lady from Metal Gear Solid that starts you off with a Bob-Omb, but the problem is that she was killed by a bomb that was surgically impanted into her womb.

Y'know! For kids!

What the heckkkk???
I mean, okay…..
I'm pretty excited about Kumatora and Boney… And the others of course :D

I absolutely LOVE the look of the Magicant stage, especially the screen in the back playing snippets of the games. I think my favorite moment is the Lumine Hall with the text on the wall.

Magicant is alright….
I want to see the Fourside stage, if they brought it back…. I've never played on Fourside in Smash, and I've always wanted to….

I never really had hope anyways.

I prefer the Melee stage for Earthbound, it’s so great.

Yrah…
Although I don't have melee… Which sorta sucks.
And is it just me, or did the graphics in Brawl look more realistic than any other Smash bros game?
I mean…. Ness' eyes had color for Pete's sake… Now they're just…. Black. Like the darkness of the void.

Yes it is, that’s its style. They made it more cartoonish style in 4.

And I literally wanted to cry….
Like…. Now he looks more 9 years old than 13.
Buut then again, he looked 16 at one point lol

Lel I know. He is a child, maybe a preteen at most.

It made me laugh kinda hard when I saw him like that, though.
And it was only to make him look older because apparently in the JP version everything was like highly inappropriate for some reason.

Ugh….
I hate talking to myself, but here I am….
I mean…. Is there more than one other person?

Oh I just went to sleep early again oof sorry

Oh well… I was up until midnight crying how lifeless his eyes are.
Black…. Teeeechhhhch

I didn’t sleep well. I woke up around one in the morning, then just thought about my gay OTP. I mean it helped me sleep, putting me at ease. Sorry you cried.

Well…. I didn't really cry… But… It jus sorta upsets me a little…
Which brings me to a question I has for you…

And what would that be?

…. In order from least favorite to most favorite… What's your preference on 3D Ness renderings?

You mean the 3D models from the smash bros games?

Well.
Like smash bros and the clay models together.

Ultimate is definitely my favorite, I don’t mind the others, and brawl’s looks strange to me so it’s my least favorite.

Are you kidding?
Brawl is my favorite– his shorts look like they're actually made out of denim and his hair has some texture– followed by ultimate and smash 4, and of course the original smash looks awful, but so does melee, but that's a little less horrible… No offense.
And clay renders are overall kinda strange..

Smash 64 has a charm to it, that’s why it’s one of my favorites. Sure the game hasn’t aged well, but still.