FOR: @FireSky
1) It wasn't my fault I had to kidnap the prince. I had to save my dragon somehow.
(And adventure where the crown princess kidnaps the neighboring country's prince in retaliation of her dragon being held hostage by them. +adding in love interest whenever,lol)
-(But that's just my version of it! It is a prompt after all 😂)
2) "You don't strike me as a professional criminal."
The elf smiled at the persons statement.
"That's what makes me so good at it."
3) "What do you mean you accidentally pick-pocketed the court magician!?" The person screeched at their thieving friend.
"Woah, chill dude. It's just a wand."
4) Turns out people get offended and try to hunt you down when you TP their house, especially a certain witch. And I'm her son.
5) I took the egg because I thought I could use it to make an omelet… Turns out I have a very angry momma dragon after me now.
(I can give you more if these^ aren't really what you're looking for!)