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"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Something screeched.
I fell into a crowd of screaming fangirls. Trampling over one another.
"What the f—!"
Miki-ti swooped in out of nowhere and hit me over the head with a walking stick.
"Language!" She said shrilly.
"These girls are screaming bloody murder, but im in the wrong?" I yelled over the shrill screams.
"No, you're not! " a random person shouted in the distance. "These are all Justin Bieber's CRAZED FANGIRLS!!!!!! 😱"
"Oh my lawdd!!" Miki-ti dissapeared and i was being trampled by kawaii dressed teenage girls. "HELP!!" I screamed as i drowned in the lake of fangirls.
(I wonder who will save us?…)
"Did you know coconut water is used as a substitute for blood?" I ask. "Avoid the cops. Go vegan. Only $1.99 at Walmart!"
The stupid ghopire just stared at me stupidly.
((lol lol lol sry my stupid Mac won't refresh and I was posting after a two week old message haha ignore that))
((but srsly tho imagine vegan vampires))
I stared back at the vampire.
"YOU FOLLOWED ME!!" I screamed and scrabbled away from it.
"No, i dint, these are my fangirls." The female teens swarmed him screaming at each other.
"Wally! Wally the Vamp! Oh i love you!" They yelled.
I said nothing. Just gave the ghopire a glance…
just gave him a very sad, sad backward glance…
as I lifted myself by the seat of my pants.
And I'll never forget the smug look on his face
when I heisted myself and took leave of this place,
through a hole in the smog, without leaving a trace.
(Lorax, anyone? No?)
I said nothing. Just gave the ghopire a glance…
just gave him a very sad, sad backward glance…
as I lifted myself by the seat of his pants.
And I'll never forget the smug look on his face
when I heisted myself and took leave of this place,
through a hole in the smog, without leaving a trace.(Lorax, anyone? No?)
(UMM, Lorax, yes.)
Then I turned around and jumped onto the crowd, crowd surfing while scream singing "Pocketful Of Sunshine" as they passed me along over their heads.
(Also gotta say, Connie, Wally just makes me think of Iris's brother Wally from that silly DC tv show The Flash)
All of them had grape flavoured slurpies for some reason.
As I came down from the crowd surfing, I realized I was dyed purple from the grape slurpies.
"Ah, sh*t. Not again." I muttered as I looked myself up and down. "This was worse than that case of dutch elm disease that I caught in Tijuana."
(Shrek the Musical, anyone? XD)
"Seltzer water and lemon for blood," Blind Al said, appearing out of nowhere. "Or wear red. Dumbass."
"Wha—these are stains from grape flavouring, not blood!"
(Deadpool, anyone?)
"Are you sure about that?" Darkiplier appeared directly behind me, his chest touching my shoulders.
I looked at him skeptically before he said, "This'll work, I promise." He offered me a vile of something.
I reluctantly took it before he disappeared.
(WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER?????????????????????????????????)
Suddenly a llama driving a car zoomed by.
@The.Anime.Addict, Leader.Of.The.Lord.andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer).Cult. 📚 Blind Al is a woman XD
"Are you sure about that?" Darkiplier appeared directly behind me, his chest touching my shoulders.
I looked at him skeptically before he said, "This'll work, I promise." He offered me a vile of something.
I reluctantly took it before he disappeared.
(WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER?????????????????????????????????)
(Darkiplier? Markiplier? Who? What?)
@The.Anime.Addict, Leader.Of.The.Lord.andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer).Cult. 📚 Blind Al is a woman XD
Sorry! I was too lazy to catch up on all the randomness XD
"Are you sure about that?" Darkiplier appeared directly behind me, his chest touching my shoulders.
I looked at him skeptically before he said, "This'll work, I promise." He offered me a vile of something.
I reluctantly took it before he disappeared.
(WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER?????????????????????????????????)
(Darkiplier? Markiplier? Who? What?)
(Is this a joke or do you not know who they are?)
"Are you sure about that?" Darkiplier appeared directly behind me, his chest touching my shoulders.
I looked at him skeptically before he said, "This'll work, I promise." He offered me a vile of something.
I reluctantly took it before he disappeared.
(WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER?????????????????????????????????)
(Darkiplier? Markiplier? Who? What?)
(Is this a joke or do you not know who they are?)
Nope, not a joke. I live under a rock. Would you be kind enough to explain?
(Markiplier is a decently famous American YouTuber. Darkiplier is his "alter ego". And "Who Killed Markiplier" is a murder mystery short series on YouTube that I HIGHLY recommend. Here's the link –> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoSrocwNYjA )
Oh, okay. Sorry, I don't watch YouTube much. I don't have an account or anything. The most I ever watch YouTube is when my Dan & Phil obsessed friends kidnap me and make me watch a whole bunch of their videos
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Oh, okay. Sorry, I don't watch YouTube much. I don't have an account or anything. The most I ever watch YouTube is when my Dan & Phil obsessed friends kidnap me and make me watch a whole bunch of their videos
｡◕ ‿ ◕｡
(Don't worry, I won't force you to do anything. Although, I do like Dan and Phil. I would recommend it though. ;D)
@The.Anime.Addict, Leader.Of.The.Lord.andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer).Cult. 📚 Blind Al is a woman XD
Sorry! I was too lazy to catch up on all the randomness XD
Haha. That's okay.
Oh, okay. Sorry, I don't watch YouTube much. I don't have an account or anything. The most I ever watch YouTube is when my Dan & Phil obsessed friends kidnap me and make me watch a whole bunch of their videos
｡◕ ‿ ◕｡(Don't worry, I won't force you to do anything. Although, I do like Dan and Phil. I would recommend it though. ;D)
Okay :)
So….this story has really gone down the gutter XD
((WE CAN PICK IT BACK UP DON'T WORRY))
I took the vial, looked at it, then shrugged and splattered it under my arms kinda like deodorant.
