Random Prompt Thoughts

A man/women finds out they’re the actual reincarnation of Death and that starts to explain why they feel so different from the world:

• “Wait, so I can actually tell how long someone is going to live for!? That wasn’t just a talent?”
• “Oh I can reap souls? Cool.”
• “This explains why I’m so pale and sickly looking all the time.” “And cold!” “Yes, and cold.”
• Everywhere they go some mishap happens and someone gets into an accident. “Wow I’m accident prone! ………. WAIT”

A man finds out the stray cat he picked up from outside of the bakery is actually an ancient 4,000y/o guardian spirit hired to keep the bakery safe from thieves. The cat communicates telepathically.

• “So you hunt mice?” “No I reap the souls of those who trespass.” “Oh. Cool.”
• “Human, I require a pastry.”
• “What is your name?” “Blaxethrith of the Alrogorothian dimension of Magic.” “I’m going to call you Blax.”

A vampire out on a hunting spree accidentally chooses another vampire as their prey. The two grow have no idea and grow even more suspicious of each other when their schedules line up a little too well:

• “Wait, you’re allergic to garlic too??”
• “Ok why are you going to the 24-hour supermarket at Midnight? That’s when I go…”
• “Are you stalking me???”