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Pie Guys are mysterious humanoid creatures found exclusively in the Marshroom Kingdom. They are only a few feet tall at best and cover their entire bodies with multicolored robes. They have enormous heads, roughly the size of the entire rest of their bodies, that are always draped in hoods. Only their face is exposed: reddish skin, dark beady eyes, and an unshakable emotionless smile.

Pie Guys get their name thanks to their steady supply of fresh baked pies, which they pull from within their robes in a display of what can only be assumed to be basic Space Magic and throw indiscriminately as passersby. It seems that different individuals have different flavor preferences. No one knows where the pies come from, though there are rumors about secretive "Baker Guys" that provide the entire supply.

Some Pie Guys are able to produce especially massive pies the size of their heads. These individuals wear robes bearing star-shaped insignias, and are colloquially referred to as Gi-Pie Guys.

Though Pie Guys appear humanoid, they are not considered sapient and behave more like hive insects than the likes of humans.

Groups of Pie Guys are sometimes kept as a sort of livestock by Marshroom Kingdom residents, who use their bottomless supply of pie as a source of income.