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And then everyone clapped (writing exersize)

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@ClownB*tch eco

What's the stupidest story you can write that one might find on r/thathappened?

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@XGrayvee language

So I was out with my best friend Linda and she brought her kids. I've never been too fond of the little rascals but when I heard this come out of one of Linda's 3 year olds I was AMAZED.
I asked her, "What do you want to be when youre older?"
And she replied with, "Actually, ma'am, I would preffer to be an OB/GYN. I have done extensive research on this topic and have found great intrest in the works."
How CUTE!!! 😍😍🍷🍷

(Im cringing HBYTFRTGY)

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Mt. G router

Once upon a time, I was walking in the park when a group of aliens landed their spaceship right in front of me. They asked me to help them with a problem they were having with their spaceship's engine. I, being a car mechanic, was able to diagnose and fix the issue in a matter of minutes.

As a reward, the aliens offered me a ride in their spaceship to their home planet, where I met their leader, who gave me a special power to control time. I then used this power to go back in time and ace all of my exams, become a billionaire, and marry my celebrity crush.

When I returned to Earth, I was greeted by a parade in my honor, and everyone was amazed at my incredible story. But I just shrugged it off and went on with my life as usual. After all, it was just another ordinary day for me.

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So the day started ordinarily, me rubbing my sky blue orbs as I woke up, and then who did I see but Harry Styles beside my bed? He looked at me with his charming eyes, and his charming smile and he said,
"Ello love."
And then I fainted.
I remember waking up in his car, tied up, and I couldn't help but feel excited to be kidnapped by the Harry Styles!
We got married at the altar, and now we have 235.4 babies and 756 grandbabies.

I still can't believe that all that happened only yesterday!