What it says in the title. Ask people's characters for advice and watch the chaos unfold. All I ask is no slurs, NSFW, or overly dark content. You own characters can even ask for advice if they want!
I'll go first: Tell me how to properly slice a bagel.
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Shea: SLICING A FRICKEN BAGEL???? HOW DO YOU SLICE A GODDAMN BAGEL? JUST LIKE? WHAT!? YOU DONT SLICE A BAGEL, YOU JUST???? EAT THE WHOLE GODDAMN THING.
My turn: How does one talk to a crush.
Felix: Well, you bottle it all up inside until you can't stand it and you explode.
Ooh, this looks fun. How do you know if you're in love or if it's just overwhelming hubris?
Victoria: Oh, it's always overwhelming hubris. Love? Psh. Sounds fake to me.
Liz: Don't be like that.
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Zri-Akiah: (looking blankly off into the distance, holding a now cold mug.) How do you deal with knowing you could've helped someone escape a fate worse than death? (looks a bloody sword lodged in stomach) And is it normal to forgive them for doing this to you?
Myra: Ah… no. It is not normal. 1st question– you don't. That's not the sort of thing people are physically able to 'deal with.'
How do people make friends?
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Three: Save them from death a couple of times and they just latch on to you. (looks down at Four, Eight, and Ten wrapped around her legs like koalas)
Juliet: I have no idea. They honestly find me first.
Juliet: Is it normal to be 23 and have a stuffed bunny that I take everywhere? Is it a bad thing?
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Ten: No that is not weird at all! You do you, honey, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
Eight: Yeah that's weird.
Ten: eigHT WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS
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Shea: Welp, security confiscated all my weapons. How do you kill someone with a paper clip?
Raspberry: No, you're completely normal! Everyone has something that comforts them!
Shea: Welp, security confiscated all my weapons. How do you kill someone with a paper clip?
Myra: You bend it and then stab someone with the pointy part.
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Shea: Welp, security confiscated all my weapons. How do you kill someone with a paper clip?
Myra: You bend it and then stab someone with the pointy part.
Shea: … nevermind they took my paper clip too. Anyone know how to kill someone with some uhh… pocket lint?
Myra: Make them eat it. I don't think pocket lint is edible.
Edward: Pocket lint is definitely edible.
Victoria: Remind me again what proof you have that makes you evil incarnate?
Anise: Well… checks to make sure Delta's not behind her you could poke them constantly, just a tiny prick every few seconds while they can't see you, and after a few years of constant paranoia, they'll die of psychosis!
Theo: I don't think you can die of psychosis.
Delta: Theo, just walk away. Do some breathing exercises with me now…
Karma: How do I keep a clear headspace?
Edward: How do you deal with being in love with someone? The catch is he's already in love with someone else.
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Karma: How do I keep a clear headspace?
Shea: vodka
Edward: How do you deal with being in love with someone? The catch is he's already in love with someone else.
Karma: Ah, I feel that. I don't really know what would work for you, but I found getting chased around by murder hobos trying to murder her and our other friend really helped to distract me from my own feelings.
Karma: How do I keep a clear headspace?
Snitch: Hit anything that gets too close to your head.
Vin: So this girl's been pestering me lately and she says she's my sister and she's here to rescue me, but I have amnesia so I don't know if she's really my sister, and also I don't think I need to be rescued. I'm living in this rich guy's house and running errands for him, but he's nice! What do I do?
Chester: How do you live with yourself?
Cador: Speaking very gently One minute at a time, you just have to live one minute at a time. And maybe once you accomplish that you can start to look for things to live for. Then you have to forgive yourself, I know that seems impossible, but right now you're living with all of this anger and frustration and pain inside of you, it's scary to let all of that out. but it's doing so much harm. What happened was in the past, you can't go back and fix it, no matter how much you worry and obsess you can't fix it, So you have to forgive yourself. You aren't living with yourself, you're just living, you are you. Nothing can change that, so really you just have to live.
Delta: Do I have to kill my mom? She's trying to start a war - she's the empress - and I need to prevent this from happening, but I'd really like an alternative to just… swipes finger across throat
Myra: Uh, stick her in prison I guess.
Delta: Do I have to kill my mom? She's trying to start a war - she's the empress - and I need to prevent this from happening, but I'd really like an alternative to just… swipes finger across throat
Milo: Speaking from personal experience, it probably is your best option. If you don't kill her, then she'll start the war and think of how many people will be killed because of that. If push comes to shove, it doesn't necessarily have to be you who kills her. Think about that for a minute.
I wanna do one!
How do you tell your parents that you need space and privacy and that you can't get that from them looking at your stuff?
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