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Salutations!

Hey there

Hello!

This is a thing!

Indeed it is!

Egg: a multi-movetmembra, who is a solo entity residing in uncommon grey-areas of reality. He resembled a humanoid figure- as he has a head, 2 legs, and 2 arms- but he is completely white, and his skin has the complexion of soft egg-like, rubber. (Not to mention his head is large)

In fact, his head is so large, that his neck is unable to withstand the weight, and he must do the following to see:

One: crouch
Two: thrust his shoulders back
Three: move his hands and wrist back even further.

In the end, he is posed much like a crab. Just more terrifying.

He has two round-shaped eyes, no nose, and a large chasm under his chin for a mouth. He often foams and stumbles around, looking for love.

He is single and ready to mingle

I am also single tell Egg I said hello. He sounds like an attractive fellow

He really is the hottest of all the hotties

wow he sounds amazing
is he a gentleman

Well, gentleman may not be the word of choice… but he does chew with his mouth closed

fantastic
I'm sold lol

I want one

(•-•)

Hey girly! <3

:D <3

My friend is willing to date Egg.

Lel.

Egg also makes shrill shrieking noises, much like those off of Jurassic Park- doesn't matter the emotion (he only has 3), he makes the noise.

Just to seal the deal

NICE
wait can I fight for his honor
Jasper can I fight your friend for the right to date Egg

What’s the 3 emotions he has?

yes that's important

I'm guessing it's

1. Egg

2. egg

3. eGg

Oh boy I am here for a mans with only 3 emotions

Mostly
Rage
Hunger and
Contentment

okay sounds like me I'm in

Lol.

Wonderful! But would you be up to the bridal ceremony?

Can I be a flower girl? :O

From where Egg inhabits, the equivalent to the flower girl is the creature that knaws off a living bird's leg.
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So yeah, you can be the equivalent