Fight me

whoever said Percy Jackson isn't great can fight me

Bonjour mon ami

Oh hey Jyn!

Hisss hiss

Whoa impressive

Ooooo nice

best be careful, this guy could take out all who oppose him

I'm a strong willed man I can handle it

you do that, i'll chill behind a rock, thank you very much

I fought in The Battle Of Hogwarts if that helps?

That's pretty cool man, quite impressive, did you kill any deatheaters?

That's pretty cool man, quite impressive, did you kill any deatheaters?

Well, no. I'm not the killing type, but I did blast a few into tomorrow. (Figure of speech, time travel into the future isn't actually possible. Yet.)

Yet? Are you not telling us something? I reckon you're from the future! dun dun dunnn

Oh, well we in the department of mysteries have been running some tests, we haven't quite cracked it yet though…. damn that was classified information….

Is this the place to fight? I'm always up for that

No, please continue, tell me everything. You can trust me. Gets out a notebook and pen

No, sorry. I can't tell you. But if you want to hear about something unclassified then ask away, I'll try to answer the best I can.

Finally, I've always wondered what came before the world, what is nothing?

Um…. what?

I've always heard that before the big bang happened there was nothing but for a reaction to happen (such as the big bang) there has to be something and how would you define nothing, there can't just be nothing there has to be something, right?

We don't know that.

Rats, that sucks, well what can you tell me about dinosaurs

Oh, you mean dragons?

yes?

Yeah, they weren't all that special. Didn't have much of an impact on history. Anything else you want to know?